he/any. midwest us. native rpfer. f1 blog. #1 driver defender, #1 team disliker. no i will (probably) not watch races (ok maybe i will i found myself in possession of a free f1tv sub). always at the devils sacrament. might talk about normal cars. leave me to my madness. (pfp is what it is because i feel like that logan sargent image captures the essence of how i feel most of the time. woa. fish be upon ye.)
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I love my repression 🌋 #MyRepression
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girl, i thought i heard wrong 😭 out of context this is... i know what you are 🫵
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#boys. boys. what are you doing what are you on about.#nico brings out the peculiarity in everybody i swear to god#i will say. i’m encouraging the chaos twink that’s in process of becoming here.#that being said it always like. fucka me up that gabi is only 20. he looks like 26.#(and kimi a looks like a literal child. a suspiciously buff child but like. a 14 year old.)
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i realized i never posted this but nico falling over. nico ass to camera action.
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this is still such an insane pic. dare I say the only good thing sauber has given us this season
#ok no this makes me INSANE.#why is he like that baby what is that face i cannot be held responsible for my actions
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no you don't understand. I'm obsessed.
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REJECT the narrative that i am a pillow puppy. these are FALSE allegations made by my enemies to discredit my name. i gasp, i whimper, i struggle against the ropes, i say "please". these are all active contributions.
#and when i say this is nico.#nico says noooo i’m not a pillow princess i make active contributions#the active contributions in question:#birdie-go nsftags
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“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me
I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat
#ok yeah this is nico.#(chanting) dog motif! dog motif!#also a little asau. perhaps.#birdie-go nsftags
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Anyone can be a squirter if you aim for the jugular.
#this but nico and kevin#i read a call of duty ghoap fic not that long ago where soap was functionally immortal but could still die he just like. came back.#and ghost kept killing him sexually. and it was so so good.#i need to nico/kev this so bad.#not sure who i want dying over and over or if i want both of them to be immortal killing each other over and over.#but. yeaugh.#birdie-go nsftags
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hello tumblr i am getting an oil change. ask me anything. i am bored.
#(you’re allowed to ask me anything whenever you want to be clear. not just now. this is an open invitation.)#(doesn’t matter if you see this hours or days or weeks after it’s posted. question me i like it.)#birdie-go posts
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umm hi @ adminbyrequest mind explaining why this was a lie. just asking for a friend.
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nico really likes them younger, dark haired, with boba eyes and a little gay huh
#nico is just so. bisexual disaster to me#bi disaster who has crushes on and is in love with every single one of his friends.#that’s how he rolls. he’s a lover okay
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we are accidentally so in sync this is so funny and so lovely. brb preparing piss for consumption by eyes other than my own
hello lovely patrons of my tumblr dot com. i have a question for you. how do we feel about piss. like. sexually. because. my brain recently became infected with some piss hulknussen concepts which. i would share but. i’m debating whether or not i should because do y’all do that over here or nah. i don’t want to disrupt the peace too much.
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promise I'm normal about this pic
#i can’t get used to caps being like. leashed to the bottle.#the american in me gets jumpscared every time i see it
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Green have you see that video of nico falling from his lego car and use gabi as airbag?
yeah I have, it's like nico's got 0 body control lmao. he just falls over and gives up
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nico got a higher score for that f1 game rating thing that gabi, oh you know he jerked off about that later
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love your take on nico being absolutely pathetic
thank you it's very important to me
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what? how did you know I grew up catholic? haha what a coincidence (hides the way too long voice message explaining the papal conclave and background of the newest pope I rambled up at 1am on a thursday)
#woohoo he’s from chicago babey#saw someone saying he’s probably eaten more hot dogs than all previous 266 popes combined and. yeah
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