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Walter Molino

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really everyone you love has something miserably wrong with them or an obvious flaw that won't ever be fixed but like it's up to you what kind of person you can and cannot deal with. someone in my family has anger issues which I can handle and diffuse with no problem, but a person who can't tolerate yelling could not be close to him. another person I know is very anxious & needs constant reassurance and she gets along famously with gentler and more straightforward people than myself, but I can't handle being second guessed all the time. someone who is loosey goosey with their morals wouldn't bother me, but a person with a profound sense of justice makes me feel afraid of getting on their bad side. none of these traits actually make someone a bad person & just because there are personalities I can't handle doesnt mean I'M a bad person either. litany against callout posts for stupid shit and simple incompatibilities we all have to live on this earth together & need to learn how to deal with each other

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I'm drawing rn and I think this might be the coolest transfem character I made, I love the others so much but the gal I'm drawing has swag

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it's just unattractive when the muscular hotguy looks like he scores somewhere in the mohs hardness scale

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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

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Dude I never realized how many Psychology Professors I have beef with.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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They need their personal space, man. Read the room 🙄

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psychology courses will really be like

dr. beebo bongo discovered the bongo effect where if you play a ukelele at a low volume overlaid with any given nic cage movie you'll get an uncontrollable jerk in your left pinky finger. the study became famous however dr. beebo bongo later admitted he made the whole thing up for fun

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????