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I accidentally burnt my fingertips after i touched ceramic that had been near a fire.

i now cannot feel (that much) with my right hand

i am dumb for touching ceramic

my fingertips feel like plastic

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I’ve gotten so bored in quarantine, that I have resolved to watching “le fishe” on a weekend

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Ya add the pickle, ya add the green onion

no, i dont think i will

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One slap

To my face will do

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Kids can do it

wh a t

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Yur gonna luv my nutts

Aight, spit ‘em.

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Me, just chilling:

My fully Torqued(high af) friend:

“I feel like i’m in a

Third YEAR”

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the sexual tension between you and the cardboard cutout of benjamin ketchup

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Barnacle

Yes

A

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i’m cold and i put on one of my cosplay wigs bc am dumb

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This right here? My whole life. I can agree to this in so many ways.

gods i hate swiss cheese with a burning passion

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@succamaass

Words I use as gender neutral terms

Dude

Bro

My guy

Lads

Words I will absolutely stop using if you feel uncomfortable with them

Dude

Bro

My guy

Lads

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I’m the type of person to play pumped up kicks in a school and isnt afraid of going to jail or counciling for it

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“Happy birthday to anyone who has a birthday today, if its not your birthday, fuck you. Why weren’t you born today, Dumbass.”

- Jack, 2020

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I just chugged half a glass of lime water because fuck the government

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gottem

thank you for this idea @winchells (source meme is here)