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Does anybody remember Dragon Tales? 🥺

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god cuddy is so hot i want her . i want her to corner me outside a bar and get in my space and ask if i’ve been with an older woman before . and when we’re at her house she takes off every single layer of that pantsuit one by one . goddam

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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the worst part of edging is when the goblins show up and start stabbing you with sticks. hate when that happens

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that one scene in wonka like

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nobody gets tied to train tracks anymore. because of woke

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we’ve peaked

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the catfish

possibly the worst thing i've drawn

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Im going to get fucking killed by guards

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So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

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literally cannot make this shit up

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

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Ripping paper is so fucking fun you guys have GOT to try it

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we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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jenny !!!