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“Laios is such a freak, he’s too weird” OH NO! my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery! What’s next? The sexy hunk is too autistic? GET OUT OF HERE!!

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Date idea: we watch Cats (2019) and I pause it every 2 seconds to tell you why it's bad and what they did wrong and why Cats is actually a really fun and cool show

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

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listening to elbow is super weird man because like. they're recognised in the uk for making one day like this (and at a push grounds for divorce [maybe idk]) and are big enough to have played at the queen's platinum jubilee & on the pyramid stage at glastonbury (and at glastonbury in general 6 times) but like. at the same time nobody knows who the fuck they are if you ask them lmao

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so gemma was orpheus all along. when she looked back, called mark’s name, and asked him to come home.. innie mark realized he had no feelings for this woman. if she had stayed facing forward maybe the allegiance to his outie would have won out. but gemma turning around made him hesitate long enough for helly to appear. and when she called his name.. it was game over. eurydice embraced the underworld with open arms.

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Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, but they must be the same flavor.

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The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye

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@monstrousproductions

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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insanely autistic statement but its wild how youre the only one in charge of upholding your personality

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I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

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i dont understand people who don't like to sing.shut up and sing with me

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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.

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Two things you need to know about Jellicles

They can

They do