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The foundation on which The Raven Cycle is built is that everyone is in love with Gansey, but the plot is that everyone is in love with Adam.

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SCREAMPT

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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Head empty, just sunlight pouring through stained glass windows

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#CANON

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realizing the merry thieves are 2 lightwoods, a fairchild and a herondale.

and the tmi core four are 2 lightwoods, a fairchild and a herondale :')

maybe i realized this a little late but STILL :')

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I don‘t know what it is about the Blackthorns but Andrew falling in love with Nerissa, Mark pulling the king of Faerie, Dru falling for Ash and Ty being in love with the First Heir is just weirdly iconic

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Yeah, so here we go again! I was deeply inspired anyways, then the art snippet dropped (wtf still?? out of nowhere??) and I had to give in to the voices (insert that one tiktok audio, if you know you know) deliver.

This is, again, post-angst kit & ty, because we honestly all need this before the real books start to drop.

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the shadowhunter chronicles twitter pt 13

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Being a fan of Dru Blackthorn is so hard because I’ll see a piece of Dru art and want to instantly reblog it, only to see that she’s been drawn skinny again.

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„Most likely for the last time“

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KitTy coded :

" I miss you more than I remember you."

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Dru: So this whole time you just wanted to bone each other???

Kit: WHA-

Ty: Yeah

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We're definitely in TWP Era, huh?

Waiting for Anush (and Irene ☝️) flower card.....

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One of my wildest TWP dreams. Clary is to Emma as Izzy is to Dru

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i like to keep my expectations low all the time, but damn does twp raise the bar

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Did I finish/remake those in two hours? Yes. Did I struggle to find enough pictures on pinterest? Also Yes. But did I have fun anyways? Absolutely. And I'm so proud of some of these actually 🤭

This is post-twp-etablished-kitty and based on like A LOT of headcanons and personal thoughts, so I hope you'wll enjoy it anyways. The quality liked me this time, thank god (searching for good AI upscalers took longer than creating these posts).

It's kind of a New Year present for all of you. Thank you for all the nice messages, the likes & reblogs and the wonderful conversations I got to have during the last weeks! I appreciate all of it and all of you so much!

Happy 2024 to everyone, I love you! ✨💛