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parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

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THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

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obsessed with this reddit post

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I'm going to make you mine😍🥺

nah you wont

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when people ask you personal questions

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Spoiler: they made a pact never to argue and took self-imposed time-outs when they lapsed. One broke his leg and they cared for him so well it healed perfectly. They planted a vegetable garden and kept their spirits up singing along to a guitar they fashioned from driftwood and a coconut shell. (Article is weirdly focused on the white guy who rescued them, though.)

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doing god’s work

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Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.

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Logan Lerman as Sean in the movie End of Sentence.

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Idk why I laughed so hard at this

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History books always seem to leave this out.

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i usually cover my paper when teachers go around cause i dont wanna see disappointment on their face after reading my answers