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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw

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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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Colour blindness test

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Awful that cats are clever enough to learn that cans being opened contain cat food and seemingly not clever enough to learn that not all cans being opened contain cat food

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i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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On an aesthetic level, I appreciate what's going on when folks draw robot-type characters with penises where the shaft consists of a series of articulated bands; it's a really cool way of visually juxtaposing flexibility and rigidity in non-organic "flesh".

On a practical level, you just invented a dick with pinch points.

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I know the movie is 32 years old but I feel like Aunt Debbie (Addams Family Values 1993) is one of the few people whose quality of life could have really benefitted from a few therapy sessions with Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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Sending love to everyone who is just... tired. Life is a lot, and sometimes the answer to it all is to just be still and silent for a while. Give yourself space and grace. Whether it’s decision fatigue, anxiety fatigue, information fatigue, routine fatigue, getting life back together fatigue, career fatigue, social fatigue, financial fatigue, or physical fatigue—take a moment to breathe and recharge. You deserve it.

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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

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are we gonna have to cancel Toby fox now

No and you are asking the wrong person I draw gundam porn

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I like this variant where Barney is martyred like Saint Sebastian

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No nuance question: