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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

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house would definitely say “let’s go lesbians” frequently. especially when leading his ducklings somewhere

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It is RAINING and it'll rain ALL DAY. I should NOT be forced to go work for capitalist PIGS I should be allowed to STAY HOME in my COMFY COZY BED drinking HOT CHOCOLATE and SNUGGLING MY BLAHAJ

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as long as we're doing soulless cashgrab remakes of everything, let's do House but she's a lesbian

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i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

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Black-Tailed Jackrabbit for a $15 Ko-fi supporter

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dreamt I sat in on a tumblr product roadmap meeting and they gave a powerpoint presentation that was like "we know how we're gonna fix this: we're gonna make espeon competitively viable again"

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“Let me see—what are my other shortcomings. I get in the dumps at times, and don’t open my mouth for days on end. You must not think I am sulky when I do that. Just let me alone, and I’ll soon be right. What have you to confess now? It’s just as well for two fellows to know the worst of one another before they begin to live together.”

-Sherlock Holmes, a Study in Scarlet

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a drawing about optimism

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im taking media away from some of u guys until you can pass a 6th grade literary analysis test

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Spop text post memes :3

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Ha! get loved idiot! 😤

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hater era

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YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS A 1 TO 2 YEAR OLD DOG??? YEARS??? THIS THING??? YEARS????

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯