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Jim Rash as Dean Craig Pelton in COMMUNITY (2009—2015)

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

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Thinkin about a vampire au

Translations

- damned bastard

- do you understand?

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Protective.

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Innocent changes the rules to allow priests to marry, but they can only marry other priests bc of issues regarding inheritance and nepotism and potential distractions that might come with family life (also heavily implied that they are expected to still be chaste so it's not really a marriage it's more... "lifetime partnership").

Queue bellesco chaos wedding. Aldo agrees after Tedesco proposes for the eleventh time (while Aldo was fucking him, mind you). Thomas almost dies on the spot when he hears about the engagement.

They're both bridezillas. Mandorff has to study ceremonial code for three weeks to figure out how it's supposed to be done while both Aldo and Tedesco ague about it (with him and with each other). The ceremony is heteronormative to such a degree that Tedesco (being lower in the church hierarchy) has to be referred to as the "bride".

The media is going nuts about it, the coverage is on the level of a british royal wedding. What do you mean the progressive secretary of state and the archconservative patriarch of Venice who were both trying to become pope six months ago are getting married?????

The ceremony is public (and live-streamed) and Vincent panics while pronouncing them "husband and wife in their service to the Lord" and blurts out that Aldo "may kiss the bride". That was not in the script AND it's their first kiss.

When they are sent off on their honeymoon Aldo realizes this entire thing was just a scheme to force him to take a vacation and to keep Tedesco distracted while Vincent pushes through his most radical reforms.

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i am STILL sick and ended up consuming many different stanley-sergio media and continuing with the bellesco devil wears prada au or whatever just bc I miss nigel and because i can i guess

(+ me yapping under the cut)

in short this is technically a runaway magazine au where Bellini is a stylist and also a higher authority in the fashion publishing company and meets the new (indifferent) assistant from the italian branch, Goffredo and is forced to work with him for a few months

(if you're wondering why I drew Tedesco so calm here is because I based him a bit off of sergio's other character, Arturo, From Il Grande Cocomero + probably mixing up those two personalities)

Bellini despises sneers at his new assistants' more practical and less thought out outfits and with this sentiment decides to give him a hard time adapting in classic Tucci-Character fashion

Aldo BOSSES him around but Tedesco just doesn't budge or does it begrudgingly

well to be honest he just happen to always see him at his worst + his terrible smoking habits absolutely annoys him he needs to ban vapes or cigs from ever reaching the office

Slowly I guess their apathy towards each other becomes so clear they started from talking shit behind each other's backs to insulting each other in the function while EVERYONE watches

They both ARE passionate abt fashion though, which is reason why they always butt-heads sometimes because their tastes are so different (Bellini would NOT trust someone who wears a simple white shirt and outer to work and calls it fashion) but is ALSO reason why they meet in the middle and get along so well

bonus: moments where they get along is only during OVERTIME where no one can see or attest to it bc no one will ever believe these two will ever agree on something

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I wanted to draw a whole bunch of them

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Someone talked too much...

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Sketch modelled after that famous picture of Anne Hathaway in Twelfth Night

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i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

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They are finally finished... This took way too much time and I truly am more fond of Vincents version. I love these old men so much.

These can also be found in my shop as bookmarks and stickers!

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let's have an ms paint

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Reading a post about Janusz and thinking of that (really intense, so early in the movie) scene where he's removing the ring from the late Holy Father's finger and - shaking. And suddenly thought oh god - and then he has to give the ring to Tremblay. So that it can be destroyed. And this is after Tremblay threatened him.

...oh god, and also after he knows that the late Holy Father's demanded Tremblay's resignation - if I'm currently understanding correctly what that means, Tremblay shouldn't, isn't supposed to even be there. (Isn't supposed to be touching the ring like that, taking it from Janusz's hands.)

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com