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The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

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Rose: I told you to nail that cat flap down, we're gonna get strays!

5 seconds later:

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if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.

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Imagine what the titles of the Benoit Blanc series are going to look like in a couple of decades if they continue the apparent pattern of adding one more syllable with each sequel.

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Chaos On The Bridge (2014)

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what should i be for halloween.......

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computer play 'Loosing My Mind' by Liza Minnelli

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Some old comfort show binging doodles in-between work.

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They're inventing fanfiction as we speak 🫣

"Enormous Asset" 5x7". Oil on wood. 2024

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A shrinky-dink obrien and garak for the collection.

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absolutely hilarious to me that odo knows what keelhauling is. of course that freak knows about centuries-old torture methods from a planet he never even inhabited. of course he does.

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September 8th, 1966

Happy Birthday, Star Trek

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Starfleet protocol actually dictates that if shit is going down, the sleeves are comin’ off

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Aspect ratios need to go back to 4:3. For science.

"Operation: Annihilate!" 8x8". Oil on wood. 2025 🖖

(click for quality, as always)

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I'm having fun with CSP! I think I understand the basics, though I'm scared of touching anything colour related. It shouldn't be that bad... I hope... I'll start poking around tomorrow