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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD

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”oh no!! i hope no underwater predatory creatures come sneaking around to steal my fish!!”

the terrifying eel:

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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

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kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!

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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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knights reproduce by first finding a mate on the battlefield. they will spend many years searching for a knight they deem worthy as a rival and engage in combat with one another of the course of many years. once one of the knights has been truly bested in battle and lay wounded in the mud and rain the opposing knight will gently reach an armored hand out to them and bring them to their feet and now the knights will see each other as equals. then they fuck nasty style and in 9 months one of them will lay an egg which will hatch into a squire

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Britain is dying

Reblog to make it die faster

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Daily Freaklet

Woah! Hey!

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I really like this gif I made btw. genuinely how it feels

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I was looking for something and- hold up what’s that last one

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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Horses are easy to draw and their anatomy makes perfect sense

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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal