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Having to take T-gel for the time being. The only issue is that it had weird effects on me the last time I used it. Like, I was getting the therapeutic dosage, but I was still experiencing period hormones and other period related crap.

*my experience with T gel is not everyone elses. I just like to share

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🥺 oh

I love this. Despite having second person perspective, it switched to third person from the perspective of the monster. It’s not “you feel like the one thing worth treasuring” or “you know he wants you”. It’s “he knows he’s found the one thing worth treasuring”. It feels so much more intimate to know what’s going on in your partners head.

Such a small blurb that does so much in a single paragraph.

a creature of death, dark as the night with claws that could cut you to ribbons—choosing instead to cradle your small, fragile hand in his. that huge body, covered in spikes and horns and wings, curls neatly around yours as his cock teases you. he' ha's destroyed so many things, ended so many lives, but as he slides into you, he knows he's found the one thing worth treasuring.

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I would like it to be known that I am extremely gullible when I’m not paying attention. And when I am paying attention. In fact, I don’t think there’s been a practical joke I haven’t fallen for.

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I’m gonna have to watch this movie

I’m actually going to fucking lose my mind The Challengers is insanely good; cinema is so back baby BISEXUALITY is so back toxic queers are BACK raaAHHHHH

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Wait. I looked it up. I’ve been bamboozled. There’s a fake one going around where the word challengers is split to fit on the poster. It creates, uh, an interesting typographic study.

I only saw it in passing. I can’t believe I fell for it

I’m actually going to fucking lose my mind The Challengers is insanely good; cinema is so back baby BISEXUALITY is so back toxic queers are BACK raaAHHHHH

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Did you see the movie poster :3

I’m actually going to fucking lose my mind The Challengers is insanely good; cinema is so back baby BISEXUALITY is so back toxic queers are BACK raaAHHHHH

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The piss marking werewolf bf post has been on my mind all day, thanks.....especially the part you mentioned about him pissing inside as a way to mark his partner 😵‍💫

I'm sorry, but the idea just hits too many kinks at once for me to be normal about that post

✅️ Monster-fucking

✅️ Knotting

✅️ Cockwarming to keep any cum/piss inside

✅️ Pissing inside

✅️ Size difference (I assume, but I'm also pretty small)

✅️ Possessiveness

I could go on...

Anyway uhh if you ever do make more posts like that you can guarantee I'll be devouring that like a werewolf devouring their partner in heat :3

I think there are a lot of kinks that I have, like piss stuff that I don't get to talk about as much because this is a monster-focused blog. the moral of the story is people need to request wild kinks and see if I write them. :p

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FALIN WIP YES LETS GOOOOOO

Falin’s character character design came to my house and kicked me in the throat.

(Full wip on patreon)

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"why are so many people monster-fuckers?"

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His foreheads too tall. Face too long. Eyes too big too far apart. Lips too full. It’s like they were trying to make a Fabio but circled back around to sexy Squidward.

"why are so many people monster-fuckers?"

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it really is so uncomfortable being a trans man in cis centric conversations of feminism. I just wonder. do they know about people like me? do they care? if I brought it up to them, how would they react? Do they expect me to be their human shield?

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my people

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making a girl lactate for the first time when she didn't know that she could is always so funny and soooo extremely remarkably fun. rolling her nipple against the roof of your mouth with your tongue, working your jaw in there like you're biting into a ripe peach, pulling her waist in and holding her tight through the shaking and the gasping, getting to hear her moans get all confused and desperate when she starts shuddering and leaking into your mouth. pure ambrosia

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Happy alien day 👽

From senior executive director Tala Arcadio-Yutani

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I’m alone for the weekend :3c

If only I wasn’t in the middle of finals so I could do something actually productive (cum my brains out while fantasizing monster porn)

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Incubus by Tomás Boersner