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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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not having the courtesy to send rejection letters should count against your reputation as a company and i’m so serious about that

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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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i feel strongly about this

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people are like oh I'm so tired of masculine female characters I want more feminine ones LISTEN THERE ARE SO MANY AND BOTH OPTIONS CAN SUCK half the time the masculine ones just know how to use a weapon magically but also are still hot in a standard way and half the time the feminine ones are sexist stereotypes we have GOT to join forces and admit really we just don't like badly written women we CANNOT keep being divided like this

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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

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when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

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NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

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someone ordered our new limoncello cocktail, took one sip, and sent it back, and when the bartender saw it he just whimpered "they didn't like it...?" and looked at the waitress like

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin

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slander (50 words)

"I don't," Potter says with conviction. Merlin. Happening upon each other here was awkward enough without the graffitied mirror: Harry Potter has a tiny prick & comes after 20 seconds. "I don't," Potter insists nonsensically. "I swear, Malfoy." Draco looks up from washing his hands. Potter's staring back. "Just… saying."

prompt from @drarrymicrofic | my Drarry microfic collection on Ao3