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bisexual-kelsier
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bisexual-kelsier · 22 hours ago
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Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:
Fiction is not reality.
You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.
No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.
No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.
You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.
Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.
The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.
Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.
Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.
You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.
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bisexual-kelsier · 1 day ago
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bisexual-kelsier · 1 day ago
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but on the real though, here is your guide to assyrian rice preparation from your friendly neighborhood assyrian:
start wanting rice. (or, if you are traditional, simply recognize your constant desire for rice.)
measure out two cups of rice. then one more. then two more. then another. this seems fine. you love rice. there is no way that this will backfire on you.
remember that your great-great-uncle’s recipe says it should be soaked overnight.
become consumed with despair.
decide to soak it for half an hour instead, acknowledging that the final product will be inferior and anger your ancestors but will still satisfy your now almost-overwhelming need for rice to be inside your body much faster.
remember that you should have set the water to boil when you soaked the rice. goddammit. 
once the water boils, put the rice in until it is half-cooked. the eyeballing or intuitive method is less effective than a timer but that’s how your aunt does it so you feel compelled to meet her standards.
now that the rice has fluffed up, realize how much rice six dry cups really is. holy shit. you’ve fucked up immeasurably. 
take a minute to dwell upon your failings.
grease a baking dish with butter. this will never be as elegant as you want it to and your fingers will get greasy, but the slightly shameful, self-indulgent joy of licking your fingers afterwards will make up for it.
pour the rice into the dish. wonder immediately if you actually buttered the dish beforehand and if you’ve just fucked up. 
melt approximately one thousand pounds of butter in the microwave and pour it over the rice, pondering your imminent death from rapid-onset arterial clogging. put a small pat of butter on the top to properly gild the lily.
put your pan into the oven, which you have absolutely preheated after your previous lack of foresight. shake the rice once or twice while it bakes to make sure the butter is well distributed. resist the impulse to climb into the oven with the rice. for the last ten minutes, sit next to the oven and count the seconds until it’s done.
remove the dish from the oven. shed a tear or two at the perfection laid before you. if you are dining with others, this is the time to serve the rice while making passive-aggressive statements about how oh no, you don’t need any help, you just made dinner all by yourself, you can serve everyone as well. (this is still fun if done alone, but optional.)
CONSUME THE RICE.
realize that you have eaten half of the dish in one sitting. no matter how much rice you made, this will always happen. 
put the leftovers away, if there are any, and enjoy a cup of chai while marveling at the amount of food you have just eaten. if possible, fall asleep in an armchair, sitting up, head tilted slightly back, like a grandpa.
for the rest of the evening, think fondly of how much rice you have in the fridge now and how many meals it will supplement, refusing to acknowledge that you will almost certainly eat the rest of it in a few hours for a midnight meal.
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bisexual-kelsier · 11 days ago
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"For anyone who doesn't know what a Bacon number is, it is the degrees of separation a person is from the actor Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's number is 0, Someone who has worked with him directly's number is 1. Someone who has worked with that person's number is 2, and so on. (Here is a link to the Wikapedia page on Bacon numbers for more details.)
If you don't know your Bacon number, you can check it on The Oracle of Bacon by putting in the name of the most famous person that you or someone you know have met"
(Submitted by @lucybianchi)
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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inspired by vvangore's piece buy a wallpaper or leave a tip | bluesky | insta | my merch shop
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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inspired by vvangore's piece buy a wallpaper or leave a tip | bluesky | insta | my merch shop
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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inspired by vvangore's piece buy a wallpaper or leave a tip | bluesky | insta | my merch shop
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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inspired by vvangore's piece buy a wallpaper or leave a tip | bluesky | insta | my merch shop
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today
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bisexual-kelsier · 12 days ago
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This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper
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bisexual-kelsier · 13 days ago
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bisexual-kelsier · 14 days ago
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ICYMI: Our 350+ page digital zine is out for free NOW, featuring art and fanfiction from 20 contributors, PLUS 7 free digital merch items!
Check it out here today!
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bisexual-kelsier · 15 days ago
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My body is a machine that turns Christian rock into gay love songs
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bisexual-kelsier · 16 days ago
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Set In Stone: An Underland Chronicles Fanzine
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Cover art by @whirlwindwonderland
The day has finally come! We're pleased to present to you our completed zine, 1 year after its announcement! Inside, you'll find over 81,000 words and over 350 pages of content created by 20 contributors, based on The Underland Chronicles by Suzanne Collins, as well as 7 free digital merch items.
Find the PDFs here!
We have both single page and spread PDFs available, so you can choose to print it out at home if you'd like!
We'd like to sincerely thank our contributors for all of the effort they put in to making an AMAZING zine. If you haven't already, please take a moment to check out the individual accounts of our contributors and consider supporting them! Each and every one of them has put a tremendous amount of work into creating this zine for free!
And, finally, we'd like to thank you, questers! What would such a feat be without YOU to share it with?
Fly you high and run like the river!
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