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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?
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I see your blorbo
You see my blorbo
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Our blorbos are on a playdate while we sip wine in the sitting room
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No you don't understand how important the gay people in my phone are to me
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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"
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everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are
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i think any time a politician so much as suggests creating a national public registry of a minority group they should lose their job immediately, and then be shot
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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong
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"the western narratives around opponents of western hegemony are often biased and distorted and not actually reflective of reality and shouldn't be taken uncritically"
yes absolutely
"so the best way to counteract those biased narratives is to uncritically believe whatever the counternarrative is"
no, you don't actually have to do that
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Custom Wild Magic Surge table where rolling a 1 changes what game your group is playing. You roll on a separate table to determine whether you switch to a different D&D edition or a different TTRPG entirely
To be clear, this only affects the rules, the characters and story and setting stay the same
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great! now do the same medical study with women
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