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OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY ABOUT SEASON 5 EPISODE 5.

OKAY so it's called shock jock right? Shock jock basically means someone who says something that could be considered offensive/provocative in a way, so an opinion that's different.

As we all know, every important byler moment happens in the episode that matches the season (1:1 it was a seven, 2:2 crazy together, etc.), so it would make sense for byler canon to happen in season 5 episode 5.

We also know that the water safety team or whatever was working on episode 5. So if loverslakegate is true, then Byler will kiss at Lovers lake.

Now the reason I mentioned shock jock: what if Byler being Canon is the "shock jock"? What if it is the "shocking thing" that members of the audience won't like? #shockgate

-DDOBP

also I REALLY HOPE THIS GETS MORE TRACTION THAN MY OTHER ANALYSIS POSTSSSS

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Bylers when "what painting?" is said in season 5

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MIKE PROTECTING EVERYONE JUST LIKE WILL SAID HE WOULD IN THE PAINTING 😭

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If you can even call this a survival. Feel like I'm going into a coma atm

Credit to someone I don't remember I'm sorry 😭😭

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watching people remember stranger things exists from the trailer (on other sites of course) and knowing we've been here the whole time

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"straight actors shouldn't play gay roles" and how do you think Robert Sean Leonard is going to support his family????

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what if — in season one — mike was starting to realize that he liked will (as more than just a friend), but then will goes missing and all of a sudden there’s a bunch of monsters that exist, and he thinks that all of the stuff happening is “punishment” for what he’s feeling.

i might cry

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Yeah he was tortured and killed horribly but he also fell in love with a white boy with dreads so I think we know what the saddest part was

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u ever look at someone n think "yea forever would be pretty cool with u"

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u ever look at someone n think "yea forever would be pretty cool with u"

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u ever look at someone n think "yea forever would be pretty cool with u"

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André Aciman, Call Me by Your Name

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if not later, when?

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(voice of a guy who is physically feeling nauseous from anxiety and stress caused by compounding responsibilities that are only getting worse due to his inability to initiate any of these tasks) i just need a fun little drinky drink

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wait it’s 12 am .. but cleradin needs me …… fuuuuuuuciccccckkkkkk

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i wanna be more masc