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im a fucking idiot i forgot katsu sandwich. put that at number 2

best sandwiches ive ever had ranking by ME!!!

grilled pork bahn mi (current favorite)

2. blt with avocado & basil aoili (but specifically from this one bakery which makes the best blt ive ever had in my life )

3. this panini with tomato puree and thick ham which i had in this random bagel bakery in wakayama and was one of the best things ive ever eaten in my entire life

4. caprese sandwich on baguette

5. good ass french baguette w ham and butter

6. cubano

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best sandwiches ive ever had ranking by ME!!!

grilled pork bahn mi (current favorite)

2. blt with avocado & basil aoili (but specifically from this one bakery which makes the best blt ive ever had in my life )

3. this panini with tomato puree and thick ham which i had in this random bagel bakery in wakayama and was one of the best things ive ever eaten in my entire life

4. caprese sandwich on baguette

5. good ass french baguette w ham and butter

6. cubano

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sandwich the versatile and incredibly beautiful not to mention delicious human invention . timeless. amazing. show stopping or whatever lady gaga said. been having a sandwich week i love sandwiches .

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bringing back a classic

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fave synths

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part of the reason i hate the toothpaste flag so much is bc i was a part of the lesbian community in the 2010s during that transition period where we were stopping use of the lipstick lesbian flag which was made by a racist transphobe, but we hadn’t yet adopted use of emily gwen’s flag, and it was SO hard for people to come to a consensus on what would be a good lesbian flag, there were dozens of designs that people were using, i specifically remember having one with like, a purple, yellow, pink and green stripe in my pfp for a bit, until finally gwen’s flag became the definitive lesbian flag (donate to gwen by the way) and even then gwen received accusations of being aphobic (they aren’t) or being transphobic/transmisogynistic (they aren’t) and the fact that they still have to frequently beg for donations because they live in poverty while massive corporations profit off her design, it’s just such a sad situation for gwen

and then some misogynistic prick saw her flag, thought “i am uncomfortable when we are not about me???” and ripped off her design but made it blue because pink is for girls and blue is for boys and unlike the amount of time and discussion that came from the lesbian community trying to decide what lesbian flag design to adopt, young gay men immediately latched onto this new flag like “oh thank goodness finally a flag to represent us because gay men have never had a flag to represent them before”

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Punch — [NCT 127] NCT #127 Neo Zone: The Final Round - The 2nd Album Repackage Jaehyun in Every Era ↳ Missing Jaehyun Hours: Week 30 of 79

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I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

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one of my biggest grammar related pet peeves is the misuse of apostrophe + s like not if its missing but if the apostrophe is there when it isnt supposed to be im like >:(

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im taking you to a different evil dimension where e honda can't fly up and across

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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents

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years after the inconclusive FDA outbreak investigation #1064 ("dry cereal") from 2022, with over 550 fucking adverse effects reported (WHICH IS A LOT!), and the LARGEST influx of reports iwaspoisoned had ever seen, people are still reporting mystery gut issues, sometimes excruciatingly painful, after eating lucky charms and cheerios. this is not limited to one or a few flavors, I have seen this across a bunch of different flavors and varieties of both.

there has never been a recall about this. there has never been a cause found. the investigation was closed without figuring out what the fuck is making people sick. lucky charms is blatantly aimed at kids, and cheerios spent decades making a name for itself as 'healthy' and 'safe' for people with major medical issues.

anecdotally since 2022 I have spoken to a lot of people who either had their kid's mystery gut issues clear up after their kids stopped eating those cereals, or had their own mystery gut issues clear up after they stopped eating the cereals themselves. and yes, this includes people without a gluten sensitivity.

if you eat any flavors of lucky charms or cheerios, and you have any kind of mystery gut issues going on, please try avoiding the cereals for a week or few and see if anything improves or clears up.

and yeah, I am never eating ANY lucky charms or cheerios again. they KNOW their cereals are making people sick. they just hope everyone forgot.

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i first watched ohshc when i was like 10 on a bootleg dvd bought off a bootleg anime con in mexico (licensed items are for first worlders, real otakus make do...) and who knows where the japanese to spanish subs came from, probably a hero-without-cape rogue translation team doing their best, but in the scene from the pilot where tamaki is helping haruhi gather her stuff from the fountain there was a line in the subs that was something like "water cannot harm handsome men" and when i tell you that this is something i have quoted my entire life whenever i'm caught up in the rain or get splashed on or whatever and it makes it not a big deal. water literally cannot harm handsome men. that's literally a proverb from the bible. to me. anyway imagine my surprise when a couple years ago i made my bestie watch ohshc with licensed english subs and tamaki at no point says this neither on netflix nor any other translation i could find online. well he said it in my heart

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something my irl friend said which rly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things pissed me the fuck off and i probably should bring it up but its also like so nothing . but its bothering me