bisexualjonahsimms

[bisexualjonahsimms]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[bisexualjonahsimms]

his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

[bisexualjonahsimms]

what if the new pope is problematic :/

[bisexualjonahsimms]

i have a massive boner for barney stinson. you could go camping with the tent in my pants

[bisexualjonahsimms]

Barney: This date is boring.

Robin: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

Barney: Then why did you invite me?

Robin: I didn’t. I specifically told you “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and followed me here.

[bisexualjonahsimms]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[bisexualjonahsimms]

it would honestly be so boring if the rpf take on glob was that their wives are their beards and they’re secretly in a gay relationship because whatever they have going on is way more fucked up than that and has 25 years of context. and that’s very important to me

[bisexualjonahsimms]

i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

[bisexualjonahsimms]

If the bones fandom can hear me, we need more Zack content

[bisexualjonahsimms]

RCG taking turns being third wheel

[bisexualjonahsimms]

this has been said before but mythic quest would actually benefit so much from having 24 episode seasons... the fact that the episodes are only half an hour and theres only ten of them per season is imo the biggest reason the pacing/continuity is so off sometimes (especially s3 + 4)

[bisexualjonahsimms]

sometimes the weed is lovely and cozy and sometimes it's Nightmare Anxiety Anxiety YouAreBeingPercievedByTheTerrorsTheyAre WATCHING- oh a little treat :]

[bisexualjonahsimms]

Page of doodles himym Lily aldrin

[bisexualjonahsimms]

A test the whole gang can ace

[bisexualjonahsimms]

No matter how much you dislike your own writing, I promise you it’s better than AI

[bisexualjonahsimms]

Someone needs to write more himym fanfics because I'm too lazy to

[bisexualjonahsimms]

I stand with my cancelled wife (Mythic Quest)