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Ayngel and squidney fucked in that maze.

Send ask

OH MY GOD I AGREE SO MUCH

They fucked nasty too!!

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“pearl, nothing you do is unbiased- everybody has a bias. you can just tell me you love me.”

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currently hitting all the hc redstoners with the objectum beam. specifically etho rn. that man regularly talks about his redstone contraptions like a lost lover. you can't tell me he doesn't want to fuck them sometimes. at least a little bit.

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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

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pearl is so hot when she's focused on a game. pearl wants to learn everything there is to learn about a game, figure out its mechanics and how to exploit them, she's so persistent and determined to win but methodical in her approach to every attempt. bet she'd apply the same care, curiosity and determination to gem's pussy

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?????? g.empearl?????

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You're speaking my language here.

Hybrid instincts are amazing in general!

Salmon Pearl getting just huge during spawning (mating) season also could be fucking hot. Sure, she is pretty and shimmery usually, just slick and speckled all over...but then she grows twice her size and turns this intense red and grows the narliest teeth!

And Gem is just fucked, she is gonna be a smear on the side of her ship.

a smear on the side of the ship......

but YESSSS I love salmon hybrid pearl who just gets huge in mating season and seeks gem out for a good fucking. she should get to be absolutely gorgeous, and gem should be awestruck, only to realize pearl is the horniest she has ever been in her life 💚💚💚

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Sitting in a science lab daydreaming about Scar, wishing I was stuffed with his cock. Sighs dreamily… I want to cockwarm him so bad </3

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Thinking about mumbo ‘sex machine’ jumbo again

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gem forcefemming mumbo send post

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Final stuff of the Pearl Gem relationship before we get back to our normally scheduled Witch plowing

Pearl has a bedroom... but Gem won't let her. It's more so Pearl's break room now.

Since Gem won't let her leave her own room. She sleeps in Gems bed with Gem, who makes such cute sleeping sounds

Pearl herself doesn't mind, since it means she's with the Princess at all times.

And um.. every morning as the sun rises Gem does a little prayer on her knees before Pearl, curing her gaurd of the cursed "Morning Wood", gaining the Moons liquid love.

Gem loves everything the sun touches... but Pearl's her moon....

She worships the Sun and Pearl

And Pearl worships the Princess

- Mush Anon

With someone like Pearl? You obviously want her in your bed, but Pearl doesn't really mind it since Gem clings on to her and snores.

AND I LOVE THE PRAYING IDEA

They just fit eachother so well, Gem's the sun and Pearl's the moon! Gem loves her moon and worships her, saying how she appreciates in her life and Pearl does the same but with actions!

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A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

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cleo runs a femdom business in hermitcraft i just know it

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pearl fucking gem far too hard, and afterwards everyone can smell that its pearl, which makes pearl just as horny as fucking gem did, while gem is either playing it up or down.

This can be linked to the last ask with the werewolf shenanigans if we wanna...

But you know Gem would be so smug when people make weird faces at her for smelling of Pearl!

I talked to some friends about what other hybrids the other hermits or livers would be, and I couldn't escape the idea of some buck hybrid being so very jealous of Gem bumping it with a wolf.

They look at her like she is dangerous for even attempting to fuck Pearl and she is beaming for it, sitting in Pearl's lap for meetings to make her nuzzle into her, only to lean closer to the jealous players and watch them grimace.

Pearl on the other hand is just so blissed out and happy, hiding her bones way too poorly for a public setting and asking Gem for a quickly way too often.

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“They do not effectively use Ethos” I write in my English essay….

So true. No one is effectively using Ethoslab. And it’s a damn shame.

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oh butler mumbo and maid pearl is such a cute idea… pearl definitely enjoys feeling owned and wanted after her life series abandonment issues

their master / mistress edging mumbo but overstimulating pearl…

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May I recommend Gem walking Pearl on a leash? She being Gem's obedient pet

Ah, yes, thank you, you’ve successfully gotten me to use a reference I’ve been meaning to use for a while!!

I did this one as fast as possible, both becuase I was excited, and because I was supposed to get it done yesterday lol, and for slight context on the text I added, there’s currently three other requests for Pearl in my inbox, I am so excited

Posting in full, because technically there’s no nudity <3