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“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces. 

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susan is EVERYTHING

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entertain me

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This Aquarium Picks The Naughtiest Penguin Of The Month

We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either. 

Photos by National Aquarium of New Zealand - Via Bored Panda

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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

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This is not circus but is something very Scottish and highly patriotic.

Basically, Glasgow does anti-Trump better than anywhere in the world. If ever there was a reason for Scottish pride. A not-circus post that simply had to be shared. Especially since 99% of my followers are not Scottish and it’s important to share the culture.

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Here is an original (or half of it at least) written by me. Sweaters to Burn - Jules. Ps. Please do not delete this caption ❤️

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gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

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gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

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Did I ever tell you why I stopped speaking Spanish? One day, uh, you sent me to school in a puffy yellow dress with a big red bow in my hair. I looked like Ms. Pac-Man. And so, at lunch, uh, I “accidentally” flushed that bow down the toilet. Took two flushes to get it down. When I got home, you were so mad. And you started going off on me in Spanish, and I-I just didn’t hear you. I mean, I heard you, I just didn’t want to hear you. So, instead of answering back in Spanish, I just looked at you like – And you started yelling at Mom. “Your daughter cannot speak Spanish anymore. She has lost her Cubanidad.” So I had an out. I pretend I can’t speak Spanish, you ain’t great at English. It was perfect. Except I screwed myself because I lost my Spanish. I lost my connection to you.

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Good evening lesbians remember yorkie from San junipero ur welcome

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Me continuing to make irrelevant text posts on tumblr like any of y’all care in the slightest bit

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medically accurate muscle chart: