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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

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DEGENERUSSY

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had a dream that the kid from omelas pulled a harrow the ninth and had to like. rewrite his whole brain in order to escape without crumpling under the guilt? and i think that says a lot about both my media consumption and the state of my mental health lately

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Slurpin isopod (gouache on canvas)

Commissioned by @franzanth

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SCREAMING THANK GOD FINALLY MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

when will tower prep fandom blow up

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pointing a gun at your pinterest board, hand shaking: show me another angle of the amigurumi... put it in your hand and let me count your fingers... i swear to god i'll do it

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someone in my inbox just pointed out most people’s forearms are the same length as their feet, so clown monsters should always have elongated arms

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landlords swallow lava challenge

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oh needless to say i didnt get the job

i had an interview yesterday and they asked me what the last competition i won was and i had to laugh for three straight minutes as i tried to explain neopets to this unsmiling businessman

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i asked a coworker if i could use the leftover cold foam on the counter for a personal drink, and she said "yeah, but it's cinnamon, just so you know!"

"ew, gross," i say, pouring the foam heartily into my drink.

"did you just say gross?" she asks, eyeing my drink.

and lo did i not reply, "i'm dark and twisted. you couldn't fathom my mind, angi"

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ummmm just dont scroll too far

google slut strands for men now i beg of you. there's this forum of guys telling each other their little hair/mustache wispies are sexy. peace and love on the planet earth

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google slut strands for men now i beg of you. there's this forum of guys telling each other their little hair/mustache wispies are sexy. peace and love on the planet earth

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cats be like why "come here" when i can "go there"

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i had an interview yesterday and they asked me what the last competition i won was and i had to laugh for three straight minutes as i tried to explain neopets to this unsmiling businessman

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i listened to lianne la havas every day this year why is h.e.r. my top listened spotify wrapped

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the narrator for the host is so WET. so moist. just. sooo pathetically watery. she's perfect.

stephanie meyer has her many faults, but she does have admittedly great taste in audiobook narrators