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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

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I think that the 21 vine kid and the 19 dollar fortnite card guy would be friends

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weird al polka cover of el scorcho

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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It's just a fucking ad for the newer Xbox models.

We're fucked aren't we gamers

THEY UPDATED THE XBOX 360 HOME SCREEN AGAIN

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THEY UPDATED THE XBOX 360 HOME SCREEN AGAIN

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big news for unemployed people: hi :)

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little girl whose fursona is a baby cow: for my third wish i want you to make the saying "you are what you eat" literal, no matter the disaster, no matter the pain

genie: yah ok

vampire working his office job: turns into an 8 foot wave of human blood sweeping through the office drowning his coworkers and thoroughly saturating everything, the furniture the walls the floor, with blood carrying a large variety of diseases, so that renovation is not an option and the entire building has to be condemned once men in full body hazmat suits confirm that nobody survived

tarrare somewhere in his grave: turns into a toddler

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Oh, so somehow because Im cis Its ok to force me to pee my pants?

Yes

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#futurama #zoidberg #bored (Wurde mit Instagram aufgenommen)

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genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.

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SEX WITH A BISEXUAL LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!

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jay and skibidi bob

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boooo i thought this was going to be about some new trend to like have a cigarette while you stare vacantly into your fridge

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i live the dream everyday