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he's a 10 but he died 56 times and didn't even notice

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I need UK journalists to not show 43 degrees is not beach weather like people are gonna die

Americans do not interact

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nah cuz why did nobody ask how tf a women birthed a freaking cube aka christopher

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really not liking Allison this season

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happy birthday me !!!

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

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Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

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ppl who celebrate fictional characters birthdays are annoying pass it on 

fucK that HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HARGREEVES FAMILY

bonus:

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Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

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25 years of ads peeled away

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girl help i can't stop making textposts

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Vanya: I need a word with you

Klaus: are you going to yell at me?

Vanya: no, the opposite actually-

Klaus: I get to yell at you??

Vanya: no-

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"What if Klaus dies in season 3" so what he's died like four times I'm sure one more death won't kill him

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Luther: i once had a haircut i deeply regret

Y/n: is it the one you have now?

Luther: no

Y/n:

Y/n: it should be

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I enjoy doing faces. Ghosts are my new calling.