I love two things in this world. Everybody & Television. sam. elementary teacher. vocal feminist. maryland. television. music. game of thrones. parks and rec. bob's burgers. veronica mars. harry potter. 30 rock. I have a wonderful fiancé by the name of Andrew.
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luke after releasing han from carbonite: HANNY S, you just missed the craziest of crazies: swamps, force, deathstars, dueling, DAD???, argument, hand cut off, fleeing the scene, hiding on dagobah, coming here, trying to rescue you and failing, crashing in the millenium falcon for a week cuz TECHNICALLY I'M HOOOMELEEEESSS
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You’re probably thinking “This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab.” Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.
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You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts, okay?
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I haven’t been on here in forever
So some quick updates from my life:
-Teaching first grade just outside of Baltimore
-Work is good and bad. Depending on the day.
-Andrew and I are fantastic.
-We get married July 1st.
-I am so ready for this summer. Marriage. Honeymoon. So much fun.
-Wedding planning is going really well! It’s really fucking expensive. But I feel like things are going really well.
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frands were distressed that there wasn’t a poe dameron playlist, so i made one…
with thanks to @secretdogs for the track listing.
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I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened
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CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
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