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I don’t actually want a belly button ring, I just want to be skinny enough to have one.

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Similarly, if I am taking someone's order in the coffee shop, it takes them half an hour to decide what they want and then another half hour to find their credit card, I should be allowed to kill them twice.

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Math

because fuck you

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be thin

have a vagina

give birth

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

have sex with you

be feminine

be graceful

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

be the media’s idea of perfection

listen to your bullshit

..... Pretty sure "have a vagina" is a biological pre-requisite no?

Women don't have to:

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This sounds like a threat, I think the government was right to fear Furby

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Its all Happy Holidays until it comes to shopping. Crazy ass Christmas bitches.

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UPDATE: The rain does not, in fact, disable your car's gas pedal. Surprise!

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To all people who walk into an with a bunch of people elevator and do not immediately walk to the back corner, you, my friend, suck ass. Move please. Elevators are already small, make you as small as possible too.

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I'd love to go out and be social but that would require pants...

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I fucking hate mornings. ......... that's all

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Average velocity= delta V/ delta T

” Delta?! It’s like I’m in an airport!”

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Does this actually happen for anyone? I feel feelings like 129083472876x more after drinking

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Here's what I think about thank you cards.....

Is anyone Ever really happy to get a thank you card?? You know that for the most part everyone received the same generic message in the thank you card and it's not like the person would actually tell you if they don't like your gift so really it's just an artificial formality.... As well as a way for people to judge you if you don't write them or if you write them too late

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if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too