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Happy Fathers' Day !

Yes, Wolfie is his best survival father version of himself from 'Never Ending Poison Lady' :D

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JJ: What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

Reid: One time I sneezed so hard I headbutted a wall and knocked myself out.

Morgan: How the fuck—

Garcia: One time I accidentally microwaved a fork and just watched it spark because I thought it was pretty.

Hotch: One time I agreed to lead this fucking team.

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Dr. Spencer Reid is a girl dad

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Correct as always

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GOT A NAME!

Ikevamp pregnancy and family headcanon pt.3

I am back ! This time with Isaac and jean ! I hope you enjoy ! Please encourage me and let me know what you think !

@ginshoujo​ @bierunderdbeeren​ @fun-ghoul-neela​ @loverofmanyrandomthings​

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4 

-Isaac: A daughter

-He spent most of his life alone so the idea of one day being a father was foreign and impossible for him. -When you came into his room one day being all nervous and refusing to look him in the eyes he thought you were there to dump him. -The last thing he expected you to say was that you were pregnant. -Isaac was so shocked he kept silent as you started rambling in nervousness. -After few minutes of Isaac staying silent and you rambling on how you want to keep the baby because it is the product of your love, Isaac  finally spoke: -“P-Pregnant….as in….B-Baby? Mine ? Wait….no that’s no what i should be saying in this situation…ah wait a minute…..So there is a baby made of my sperm and your ovule in your uterus ??” -“Yes Isaac that’s exactly what pregnant mean….are you not happy ?” -“NO ! I am very happy ! It’s just that i never had a father, and I’m so awkward and clumsy I don’t know if i can be a good father to our child” -The word “Our child” felt so foreign to him yet the second he said his heart felt so full. -After that you spent long hours reassuring him before you both fell asleep dreaming of your future together with your baby. -Few days later both of you guys decided to announce it to the whole mansion during dinner and as soon as the word “I am pregnant” left your mouth the whole dinner room fell silent. -The silence was broken by Arthur who said “Congratulation Newt you old chap, I can already suggest a pretty good name for your child! What about Apple if its a girl ! And if its a boy Applo !” -Isaac started arguing with Arthur and Dazai who also suggested naming your child Ringo. The rest of the resident all congratulated you and Sebastian banned you from doing house chores. -Your pregnancy was very peaceful. You would visit Isaac at the university almost every day and all his students treated you as if you were made of glass. The dean would always ask you about how you were doing and when you were in your 8th month, all the students and the dean gave you presents for the baby. -You were in university attending one of Isaac’s class when your water broke. You started groaning and screaming in pain and the whole classroom started panicking. -Isaac was at your side by the second and quickly carrying you out of the class and toward the hospital (the students followed you) -And so you were in the delivery room while Isaac, 80 university students and the mansion’s resident were waiting outside. -Napoleon was by Isaac’s side trying to calm him down while Arthur Theo Dazai leo and le compte were making bets about the baby’s gender. -After what felt like hours, the doctor came out of the delivery room and looked at the huge crowd in amazement before saying “Who is the father ?” -Isaac raised his hand and the doctor invited him in the delivery room. -You gave birth to a beautiful baby girl with light brown hair and pink eyes. -After much consideration you named her Cherry (As in cherry blossom) -Cherry was a very innocent and shy child. -She was also a huge crybaby. -One time when she was around 5 Arthur teased her and the second her eyes filled with tears and she started sniffing the whole mansion looked at arthur like he had just committed murder. From that day on she started avoiding him (it broke his hearth) -From when she was very young Isaac often took her to his classes where his student would gush over her and one day when she was 8 she corrected the student who was sitting next to her as he made a mistake in his formula. -That’s how you knew she was a genius, her IQ was extremely high. But you guys never forced anything on her as she was more interested in cultures and languages than math’s and physics. -By the age of 12 she was fluent in all the languages that were spoke in the mansion, English, French, Japanese and Dutch and of course Latin (her father taught her). -She would spend long hours having a debate about history with Sebastian. -You guys would go on stroll in the city and Isaac would smile as you and cherry would start nerding about some monument and the history behind it. He would thank all the stars and it would not be enough because he knew that he would never feel lonely ever again.

-Jean : A daughter and a son

-Jean didn’t want children at all. -He was a monster. He was dirty. what kind of child would come from his genes. -But then he met you and slowly but surely he started loving himself a bit more. -You were his everything. For him you were the most beautiful and pure person. -Nevertheless you two never spoke of having a family. But you dreamed of having a big family. -So one day as you were resting in jean’s embrace you decide to try and see what he thinks about it. -“Jean have you ever thought of having a family ?” -Jean thought for few minutes before saying “I never thought i deserved to have a family….but if its with you….” -You started crying and squeezed him in your arms. -And so from that point on the two of you started trying. -Few months later after a visit to your doctor you came in the mansion looking for jean only to find him sparing with napoleon in the training room. -Both of them stopped sparing to look at you as you screamed “I’m pregnant”. Jean dropped his rapier and picked you up in a hug. -Both you and napoleon heard a laugh that sounded like it came straight out of an angel’s mouth. Jean was laughing. -After that jean became your personal bodyguard. When he was busy he made napoleon keep an eye on you of all time. -Not that you needed any more protection as the whole mansion babied you. -“Guys i am not ill. I’m pregnant” -“But then why did you vomit this morning?” Mozart said -“It’s just morning sickness !” you answered back -“Sickness….that mean you’re ill. I’m taking you to the doctor right now” jean said as he carried you in his arms. -Anyways days passed and when you were in your 9th month jean had to take a job as a bodyguard with napoleon. Mozart had a concert to prepare for, Isaac was busy with his job as a professor, Sebastian was too busy, Leo Vincent and Theo were away on business, and no way he would leave you to Dazai or Arthur. -Which led him to ask the one and only person who was not busy that day…..Le compte. Truthfully he didn’t want to owe him anything but he would throw away his pride for your safety any day. -That day you spend time with le compte drinking Tea and eating cake when your water broke. -Le compte took care of everything and took you to the hospital. He also sent a messenger for jean. -When jean got the message he was few hours away from the city. Napoleon assured him he would take care of the rest and jean took off as fast as he could. -When he arrived you had already given birth and you were sleeping. As he came into the room he saw you with your eyes closed and panicked. He checked your breathing and pulse and relaxed when he saw you were just sleeping. Then he heard the tiniest sound. -He looked toward the direction the sound came from and he saw a crib. He peaked inside the crib and saw the most beautiful dark blue eyes. His baby girl looked at him in curiosity before giving him a smile that reminded him so much of yours. -Now he had one more person who loved him, one more person to protect. -His daughter Louise was shy and timid. She didn’t speak much. -She loved her uncle Napoleon the most and admired her uncle Mozart. -She would always listen to Mozart as he played the piano. At first he was awkward with her because he didn’t know how to behave with kids but one day when she was 3 he found her sitting on the floor outside his piano room and asked “what are you doing?” -She looked at him with her big eyes and said “music” -From that day on she always came to listen to him playing. She would sit on the sofa in the piano room (it wasn’t there before, he bought it just for her) and listen for hours. -When Louise was 6 you got pregnant again. This time Jean refused to leave you for even a second. He wanted to be with you when you gave birth. -“Jean its only the 5th month…I’m not going to give birth any time soon.” “I don’t care I’m not leaving you”. -You would be chilling in Jean’s room (that was redecorated to look more homey and less like a prison cell) and both Louise and Jean would have their ears on your tummy trying to hear what was happening inside. -After few hours of listening Louis said “It’s a boy”. “How can you be so sure darling ?” “I just know. He told me just now.” -And she was right. Few months later you gave birth (with jean by your side this time) to a boy who looked like a mini jean. -His name was Orlean. -From his cold deadpan expression, to his androgynous features, to his dark sense of humor  he was a copy of jean. -He was so mature for his age and often took care of his bigger sister. -Orlean and Jean looked liked they were awkward when they were together because none of them would say much, but in fact the silence between them was always comfortable. They would understand each other with a single look. -Jean taught Orlean how to use a sword but Orlean preferred reading. He always spent time in the Library with his uncle Leo who would teach him all kind of subjects. -You, Louise and Orlean would come watch jean spare with napoleon and would cheer for him like crazy. -Jean never thought he would have anyone who loved him let alone a family. He would always be thankful to you who showed him love and gave him happiness. You, Louise and Orlean were his treasures.

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Making sims gonna need soon

Ikevamp pregnancy and family headcanon pt.3

I am back ! This time with Isaac and jean ! I hope you enjoy ! Please encourage me and let me know what you think !

@ginshoujo​ @bierunderdbeeren​ @fun-ghoul-neela​ @loverofmanyrandomthings​

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4 

-Isaac: A daughter

-He spent most of his life alone so the idea of one day being a father was foreign and impossible for him. -When you came into his room one day being all nervous and refusing to look him in the eyes he thought you were there to dump him. -The last thing he expected you to say was that you were pregnant. -Isaac was so shocked he kept silent as you started rambling in nervousness. -After few minutes of Isaac staying silent and you rambling on how you want to keep the baby because it is the product of your love, Isaac  finally spoke: -“P-Pregnant….as in….B-Baby? Mine ? Wait….no that’s no what i should be saying in this situation…ah wait a minute…..So there is a baby made of my sperm and your ovule in your uterus ??” -“Yes Isaac that’s exactly what pregnant mean….are you not happy ?” -“NO ! I am very happy ! It’s just that i never had a father, and I’m so awkward and clumsy I don’t know if i can be a good father to our child” -The word “Our child” felt so foreign to him yet the second he said his heart felt so full. -After that you spent long hours reassuring him before you both fell asleep dreaming of your future together with your baby. -Few days later both of you guys decided to announce it to the whole mansion during dinner and as soon as the word “I am pregnant” left your mouth the whole dinner room fell silent. -The silence was broken by Arthur who said “Congratulation Newt you old chap, I can already suggest a pretty good name for your child! What about Apple if its a girl ! And if its a boy Applo !” -Isaac started arguing with Arthur and Dazai who also suggested naming your child Ringo. The rest of the resident all congratulated you and Sebastian banned you from doing house chores. -Your pregnancy was very peaceful. You would visit Isaac at the university almost every day and all his students treated you as if you were made of glass. The dean would always ask you about how you were doing and when you were in your 8th month, all the students and the dean gave you presents for the baby. -You were in university attending one of Isaac’s class when your water broke. You started groaning and screaming in pain and the whole classroom started panicking. -Isaac was at your side by the second and quickly carrying you out of the class and toward the hospital (the students followed you) -And so you were in the delivery room while Isaac, 80 university students and the mansion’s resident were waiting outside. -Napoleon was by Isaac’s side trying to calm him down while Arthur Theo Dazai leo and le compte were making bets about the baby’s gender. -After what felt like hours, the doctor came out of the delivery room and looked at the huge crowd in amazement before saying “Who is the father ?” -Isaac raised his hand and the doctor invited him in the delivery room. -You gave birth to a beautiful baby girl with light brown hair and pink eyes. -After much consideration you named her Cherry (As in cherry blossom) -Cherry was a very innocent and shy child. -She was also a huge crybaby. -One time when she was around 5 Arthur teased her and the second her eyes filled with tears and she started sniffing the whole mansion looked at arthur like he had just committed murder. From that day on she started avoiding him (it broke his hearth) -From when she was very young Isaac often took her to his classes where his student would gush over her and one day when she was 8 she corrected the student who was sitting next to her as he made a mistake in his formula. -That’s how you knew she was a genius, her IQ was extremely high. But you guys never forced anything on her as she was more interested in cultures and languages than math’s and physics. -By the age of 12 she was fluent in all the languages that were spoke in the mansion, English, French, Japanese and Dutch and of course Latin (her father taught her). -She would spend long hours having a debate about history with Sebastian. -You guys would go on stroll in the city and Isaac would smile as you and cherry would start nerding about some monument and the history behind it. He would thank all the stars and it would not be enough because he knew that he would never feel lonely ever again.

-Jean : A daughter and a son

-Jean didn’t want children at all. -He was a monster. He was dirty. what kind of child would come from his genes. -But then he met you and slowly but surely he started loving himself a bit more. -You were his everything. For him you were the most beautiful and pure person. -Nevertheless you two never spoke of having a family. But you dreamed of having a big family. -So one day as you were resting in jean’s embrace you decide to try and see what he thinks about it. -“Jean have you ever thought of having a family ?” -Jean thought for few minutes before saying “I never thought i deserved to have a family….but if its with you….” -You started crying and squeezed him in your arms. -And so from that point on the two of you started trying. -Few months later after a visit to your doctor you came in the mansion looking for jean only to find him sparing with napoleon in the training room. -Both of them stopped sparing to look at you as you screamed “I’m pregnant”. Jean dropped his rapier and picked you up in a hug. -Both you and napoleon heard a laugh that sounded like it came straight out of an angel’s mouth. Jean was laughing. -After that jean became your personal bodyguard. When he was busy he made napoleon keep an eye on you of all time. -Not that you needed any more protection as the whole mansion babied you. -“Guys i am not ill. I’m pregnant” -“But then why did you vomit this morning?” Mozart said -“It’s just morning sickness !” you answered back -“Sickness….that mean you’re ill. I’m taking you to the doctor right now” jean said as he carried you in his arms. -Anyways days passed and when you were in your 9th month jean had to take a job as a bodyguard with napoleon. Mozart had a concert to prepare for, Isaac was busy with his job as a professor, Sebastian was too busy, Leo Vincent and Theo were away on business, and no way he would leave you to Dazai or Arthur. -Which led him to ask the one and only person who was not busy that day…..Le compte. Truthfully he didn’t want to owe him anything but he would throw away his pride for your safety any day. -That day you spend time with le compte drinking Tea and eating cake when your water broke. -Le compte took care of everything and took you to the hospital. He also sent a messenger for jean. -When jean got the message he was few hours away from the city. Napoleon assured him he would take care of the rest and jean took off as fast as he could. -When he arrived you had already given birth and you were sleeping. As he came into the room he saw you with your eyes closed and panicked. He checked your breathing and pulse and relaxed when he saw you were just sleeping. Then he heard the tiniest sound. -He looked toward the direction the sound came from and he saw a crib. He peaked inside the crib and saw the most beautiful dark blue eyes. His baby girl looked at him in curiosity before giving him a smile that reminded him so much of yours. -Now he had one more person who loved him, one more person to protect. -His daughter Louise was shy and timid. She didn’t speak much. -She loved her uncle Napoleon the most and admired her uncle Mozart. -She would always listen to Mozart as he played the piano. At first he was awkward with her because he didn’t know how to behave with kids but one day when she was 3 he found her sitting on the floor outside his piano room and asked “what are you doing?” -She looked at him with her big eyes and said “music” -From that day on she always came to listen to him playing. She would sit on the sofa in the piano room (it wasn’t there before, he bought it just for her) and listen for hours. -When Louise was 6 you got pregnant again. This time Jean refused to leave you for even a second. He wanted to be with you when you gave birth. -“Jean its only the 5th month…I’m not going to give birth any time soon.” “I don’t care I’m not leaving you”. -You would be chilling in Jean’s room (that was redecorated to look more homey and less like a prison cell) and both Louise and Jean would have their ears on your tummy trying to hear what was happening inside. -After few hours of listening Louis said “It’s a boy”. “How can you be so sure darling ?” “I just know. He told me just now.” -And she was right. Few months later you gave birth (with jean by your side this time) to a boy who looked like a mini jean. -His name was Orlean. -From his cold deadpan expression, to his androgynous features, to his dark sense of humor  he was a copy of jean. -He was so mature for his age and often took care of his bigger sister. -Orlean and Jean looked liked they were awkward when they were together because none of them would say much, but in fact the silence between them was always comfortable. They would understand each other with a single look. -Jean taught Orlean how to use a sword but Orlean preferred reading. He always spent time in the Library with his uncle Leo who would teach him all kind of subjects. -You, Louise and Orlean would come watch jean spare with napoleon and would cheer for him like crazy. -Jean never thought he would have anyone who loved him let alone a family. He would always be thankful to you who showed him love and gave him happiness. You, Louise and Orlean were his treasures.

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FAQ Seduce Me (Incubaes’)

Voice Actors:

James: Bradley Gareth @blackmagebrad

Erik: Christopher Escalante @thechristopherescalante

Sam: Alejandro Saab @alejandrosaabva

Matthew: Ethan Nakashima @ethannakashimava

Damien: Jonah Scott @jonahscottva

True Names:

James: Raestrao

Erik: Uzaeris

Sam: Aomaris

Matthew: Zecaeru

Damien: Izroul

Sexuality:

THE BOYS DO NOT HAVE A SEXUALITY THEY ARE SEX DEMONS, THEY LIKE WHO PEOPLE ARE FOR THEMSELVES, WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, GENDER, ETC DOES NOT MATTER.

Age:

(Demon years SM1,  Human Years SM1, Human Years SM2)

James: 115, 23, 25

Erik: 110, 22, 24

Sam: 109, 22, 24

Matthew:  106, 21, 23

Damien: 98, 20, 22

Height:

James: 6′0, Erik: 5′11, Sam: 5′9, Mathew: 5′6 Damien: 5′10

Powers:

James: Speed learning/reading - Can learn topics and subjects in a matter of minutes, such as full languages

Erik: Dream implantation - Can place a vivid dream version of himself to be with you in your dreams

Sam: Super speed/strength - Can control the strength and speed he wields, making him stronger than any human army

Matthew: Small item conjuration - Can create small objects from his pockets (limited to the size of them)

Damien: Mind reading - Cannot control it, but can read people’s minds.

Strength (Most to least):

Sam, James, Erik, Matthew, Damien

Pets:

James: cat

Erik: ferret

Sam: dog

Matthew: Rabbit

Damien: bird

Music:

James: Classical

Erik: R&B

Sam: Rock/Punk Rock

Matthew: Pop/Electronic

Damien: Modern Classical Mix

Pet Peeves:

James: Major sloppiness

Erik: Rude commentary

Sam: Matthew.

Matthew: Sam.

Damien: None.

Favorite Human Holidays:

James: Thanksgiving

Erik: Valentines

Sam: Halloween

Matthew: Christmas

Damien: New Years

Favorite Book:

James: Shogun by James Clavell

Erik: Pride and Prejudice

Sam: Cirque du Freak series

Matthew: Heir Apparent

Damien: Nancy Drew novels

Perfect Date:

James: A romantic Dinner with a walk through a botanical garden

Erik: Bringing you to a lavish club (noble club not rave club) for dinner and dancing

Sam: Bringing you out to the beach

Matthew: Cuddling and watching movies, eating chinese

Damien: Going out on the town, exploring the city and sights

Drunk Type:

James: Whiny Drunk

Erik: Wise Drunk

Sam: Funny Drunk

Matthew: Adult Drunk

Damien: Sexy Drunk

Jealous (Most to least):

Damien, Matthew, Sam, James, Erik

Erogenous Zone:

James: Collar Bone

Erik: Right Behind the Ear

Sam: Side of the neck

Matthew: Right underneath the chin

Damien: Back of the neck

Kinks:

James: BDSM (him as a Dom)

Erik: Aural play (Moans and screams are his major turn on)

Matthew: Kittyplay (him as Master)

Damien: likes dirty thoughts ;3

Sam: no defined kink.

Leaving Hickeys (most to least likely)

Erik, James, Damien, Sam, Mathew

(Needed this for fanfic references~)

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Hello! I want to ask if a microphone from a smartphone is good enough for audition. If it isn't, would you recommend a decent microphone for me try out?

No. This is a serious audition that requires an efficient home-studio and an understanding of how professional and online auditions work.

Microphones I recommend for new talents just starting out are AT2020 USB and Blue Yeti

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what are some things mc does that the boys find adorable or unintentionally turn them on ?

Being a distraction to their lives

Cracking jokes and cuddling up

Doing simple chores and letting them watch

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If the Mika tells her incubus LI that she's pregnant, who'd have the fastest jaw drop reaction and who'd have the most delayed reaction/double take moment?

Fastest: Sam

Slowest: Matthew 

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Which incubus would have the most awkward meet-and-greet with the in-laws (aka Mika's parents)?

Sam.

Just. Sam.

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This popped into my head a few days ago and I'm really curious now, do the incubus boys have actual birthdays? If not, what time of year do you think they'd belong in?

The boys’ time of birth do not co align with the human calendar so they don’t have birthdays.

James - Fall

Erik - Winter

Sam - Winter

Matthew - Spring

Damien - Fall