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Donald 'Von ShitzInPantz' has now formally been entered into the public record at Trump's hush-money trial

Testimony in Donald Trump's New York trial was delayed Thursday by more gag-violation arguments.

"Everybody can say anything they want except for President Trump," his lawyer said.

Trump's lawyers flagged Biden's "stormy weather" and Michael Cohen's Donald "Von ShitzInPants" cracks.

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My goodness!!!

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"As someone who spends her days watching nothing but true crime, I hate the idea that suburban housewives are 'paranoid'. We simply understand the dangers of our world. That's why I have weapons hidden in five places in my PT Cruiser alone. But one day I went outside and saw snow on top of my PT Cruiser, a sign that you've been marked by traffickers. So I went inside and fetched the knife hidden in my child's crib, prepared to take any measures to protect my family. But then I heard a twig break outside, a sure sign a murderer's afoot, out to traffic me, so I jumped in my SUV and forewent my afternoon trips to the Cheesecake Factory and Hobby Lobby to go to the woods.

"Lots of people are afraid of bears. But I know that between a bear and a man, I'd be more scared to encounter a man in the woods. But what about a boy bear? What kind of trafficking rings do bears run? A momma bear would intuitively understand me and treat me with kindness, but a boy bear might be dangerous. Too dangerous. I stashed my bedazzled AR-15 underneath the brakes and returned home.

"Luckily, my husband had returned from his shift as a cop, so everything at home was safe now!"

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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

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i finished rewatching x-men evo and here’s my main takeaway from the finale

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Why hasn’t this been done before?

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HELP SAVE AHMAD AND HIS FAMILY IN GAZA.

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"“I’ve been saying we’re going to create the model of how to dismantle public education successfully, or we’re going to create a model where you can resist people who are trying to dismantle public education for political reasons,” he added. “And the latter happened.” Already, he said, people from other states were reaching out to Pennridge’s community groups like the Ridge Network and the teachers union to ask for advice on similar fights in their own communities. And Cousineau said he was planning on working with union leaders in neighboring Central Bucks School District to educate local, state, and national teachers’ unions on how to resist extremist school boards."

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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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The gag order isn't preventing Trump from testifying. It's the fact that he'll be caught in a web of lies and perjure himself is what's preventing Trump from testifying.

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Surprised that tumblr isn’t talking about the death of Frank Tyson. A policeman killed him after kneeling on his neck. It happened on april 18th, but the video of his arrest got released today.

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“HEY THATS OUR FRIEND!! GET HIM”

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