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Tookas

Of course they were trying to reverse that Force-ossik that turned their commander into a tooka as soon as possible. But Thorn had to admit Fox was easier to take care off like that.

Plus, he really seemed to enjoy being able to bite people without consequences.

@draw-your-blorbo for blorbo as different species

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A Legion of Brothers Joe Hogan

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friend made my birthday cake

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Strike Me Down With A Feather

“If you choose to face Vader, you will do it alone,” Ben warned Luke. “I cannot intervene.”

Luke paused halfway through getting up.

“...what?” he asked. “Why not?”

Ben blinked at him.

“I’m dead, Luke,” he said.

“That wouldn’t stop you showing up to distract him,” Luke replied. “I imagine you’d be quite distracting – you’re still able to give me advice right now.”

He pointed. “And Master Yoda over there was going on and on about how ‘cannot’ is a word that shouldn’t exist.”

“A point, he has,” Yoda said, nodding.

“Oh, don’t you start,” Ben muttered. “What do you expect me to do, exactly, Luke? Use the Force?”

Luke looked back at him.

“...actually, is that possible?” Ben asked, curious. “I’ve never tried.”

R2-D2 rose slowly into the air, then dropped again, and Ben examined his semi-transparent hands.

“...hold on a minute, please,” he requested, and faded out.

Several thousand light years away, the pitch-black rock ceiling of Emperor Palpatine’s office creaked, then came free and mashed him absolutely flat.

“Well, well,” Ben said, fading back into view on Dagobah. “It appears that what I told Anakin was literally true, I have become more powerful than he could possibly imagine.”

“...what?” Luke asked. “Did you say Anakin?”

Ben looked put out.

“Whoops,” he said. “Oh well. Leia’s your sister. May as well get it all out there now.”

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I don’t think Mace Windu was the jerk people make him out to be but I think he should’ve been. I think when Anakin got mad about not being made a master he should’ve called him a whiny little bitch and asked him if a sippy cup would make him feel better. I think when Boba said you started it when you murdered my father Mace should’ve been like that sucks what happened to your dad but I simply came out…AHEAD and then the camera pans to a clone with a set of drums doing a rimshot. I think when Dooku indirectly accused him of only ratting him out to get a seat on the council he should’ve called Dooku a paranoid dumb thotticus. I would still support him.

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ehehemmm, and I quote

palpatine and commander fox are in the heart of the senate and they're bitching about u <3 - @keldabekush (I didnt ask im so sorry, I hope this is funny enough to make up for it)

thank you very much team, good work on this one

(how did Fox save the galaxy? by being a shady bitch that happens to be the only one Palps can finally be a shady bitch with, together)

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guys remember when that super famous minecraft streamer got cancelled for griefing a kid's base and then was later outed as that one faceless anti-woke commentator DarthVader and was some conservative politican's discord kitten...

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In time I will leave the city, For now I will stay alive.

(Twenty One Pilots- Leave the City)

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Fox can have a little murder, y’know, as a treat

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“galaxies best commander”

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such a good doggo

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i can’t imaging Hound leaving Grizzer pent up overnight

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Pls let the poor man sleep

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god i love group canvas sessions

@bard-doodles you fiend

less neon tiddie below the cut lol

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POV: you're the supreme chanceller accusing fox of committing treason