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im. trapped.

*moss has grabbed their phone setting it to the side as they begin to attack their mage with kisses

their up. they asked me to use their phone to give an update on their condition. the anesthesia that was supposed to be properly tested worked perfectly. they were a bit loopy in the first 10 minutes after waking up but returned to normal condition soon after. their only affliction being overwhelming cuddlyness, as expected after such a long nap.

the only unexpected detail has been them begging for a "little kissy" in their terms while i write this.

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*incredibly shaky photo of moss in the lap of someone wearing cyan trowers, grabbing up at the hand holding the camera

their up. they asked me to use their phone to give an update on their condition. the anesthesia that was supposed to be properly tested worked perfectly. they were a bit loopy in the first 10 minutes after waking up but returned to normal condition soon after. their only affliction being overwhelming cuddlyness, as expected after such a long nap.

the only unexpected detail has been them begging for a "little kissy" in their terms while i write this.

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they have infact gotten the kiss. they are curled up in my lap at the moment.

their up. they asked me to use their phone to give an update on their condition. the anesthesia that was supposed to be properly tested worked perfectly. they were a bit loopy in the first 10 minutes after waking up but returned to normal condition soon after. their only affliction being overwhelming cuddlyness, as expected after such a long nap.

the only unexpected detail has been them begging for a "little kissy" in their terms while i write this.

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their up. they asked me to use their phone to give an update on their condition. the anesthesia that was supposed to be properly tested worked perfectly. they were a bit loopy in the first 10 minutes after waking up but returned to normal condition soon after. their only affliction being overwhelming cuddlyness, as expected after such a long nap.

the only unexpected detail has been them begging for a "little kissy" in their terms while i write this.

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they're fine. they'll be up in a few hours. someone's going to get told off for this mixup.

i thnok that blood sample had something oin it ejgni

(plain text i think that blood sample had something in it *keysmash from arduien falling unconscious*)

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i thnok that blood sample had something oin it ejgni

(plain text i think that blood sample had something in it *keysmash from arduien falling unconscious*)

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thats only with subway (on purpose anyway)

have we tried biting people my liege

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one of my cousins's called today

and i remember why i let myself get disowned from that half of the family at the first opertunity

that guys a fuckin prick

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i really dont know what to think about that dream

it was a vision of me as a girl strangling subway (also girl) with the text "the girls are fighting" over it

does that even mean anything ?????

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*its a full view of moss sprawled out on their own bed exhausted and stiff their head slightly turned to the camera

aqueous ?

can you come over for a bit ?

*the cameras view flickers as their mage exits their closet kissing their hand as he reached their bedside

my forager, you called?

*they lightly tugged their partner into bed and fell asleep

so thats what you wanted

*their mage gave them a little kiss on the head

:)

*the recording ends and another begins

"-but i said i wouldn't be"

*and ends just as quickly

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Remembering the time I was asked to remove 'intersex' from my discord bio by the mods of a furry discord server because "this is a sfw space and that includes bios too" and I got so fucking mad I chewed out one of the mods and was promptly banned for "being rude and disrespecting the mods"., As if my personhood as an intersex man hadn't just been reduced to a fucking fetish porn trope and deemed too inappropriate for teenagers to see in my bio.

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*arduien is standing infront of an antique silver mirror in a room styled like a noble lady's dressing room, green frills and fainting couch included, they look gleeful

i look more like a faggot today then usual

nice

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i just realized i forgot to drink blood for the past 4 days

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maybe i could better deal with the tummy ache with some fresh blood

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brackets also broke into quests wine cabinet chugged a whole bottle and started drunkenly rambling about the nature of the universe

they fell flat on their face around 20 minutes after

i had to pick them up

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it would be better to be at firehouses mercy if anyone

or calderas he's a softie

i am entirely at the mercy of this tummy ache and i wish i were at the mercy of pretty much anyone else (subway included)

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i am entirely at the mercy of this tummy ache and i wish i were at the mercy of pretty much anyone else (subway included)