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Superman says fuck ICE. Be like Superman

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this comic was brought to you by (1) my mom insisting we need to watch the 1989 tim burton batman and (2) me wondering why on god's green earth they got prince to do the music. and for the record i fucking love prince (and grew up listening to him), i just would not in a million years think to make that connection on my own. anyway please listen to Erotic City it's a good tune

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this is mostly an excuse to chew on the art styles in btas and also draw one of bruce's gay little turtlenecks that he's always waltzing around in. also you know me, you know i love insane shut-in rich guys making their lives really complicated with elaborate personas and bizarre romantic power plays (shout out to james "jay gatsby" gatz and captain nemo), so of course bruce keeping the disguise up while messing (around) with his associate/coworker/bestie superman is very very funny to me...

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my associate @fernwehsearc is just one of several unaffiliated people who i've witnessed visibly, audibly swooning over the mere mention of the r-pat bat. when i said i didn't get the hype, they sternly reminded me that i am, in fact, A Lesbian. point taken.

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while liveblogging btas i got in the accidental bad habit of calling bruce "brucie baby" and now that i'm also liveblogging stas with the same friend i have inexplicably started referring to superman as an "unidentified/unauthorized fucking thing"

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some friends and i had an insane conversation at the lunch table yesterday that started with "if you punched superman in the nuts would you break your hand?" then went right into "would you get internally bruised if superman topped?" and it devolved from there. here's a tangent from one of our tangents

my sincerest apologies to anyone else at the neighboring tables who might have overheard our bad jokes

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I love how you draw Superman, he's really just a Little Guy

he's a big guy who's also just a little guy yknow. like he's yuge but he's smol. yknow??? he's just a little guy and it's his birthday.

here's something from the archives i drew for my buddy:

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"i've just been working on a... celebrity impression. it's for a sting operation of sorts i've been putting together. yes as a matter of fact it WILL keep me busy tonight—"

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i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^

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SUPERSHARK!! 🦈👽

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This just in! Bruce Wayne once again rescued by Metropolis hero, Superman!

(And why wasn’t Batman there to save him?)

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He’s really committed to the whole “bat” thing

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I hope you're doing better now

i have no idea who this is but thank u

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kitty bruce warmup doodles

who knows whats on his mind....

catnap

100% cat form

once in a while, kitty craves affection…. until he doesn’t

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average day at the jl

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First meeting + Identity reveal ♡

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tone deaf