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sometimes medical professionals say things that aren't even like, offensive, they're just astounding 2 me

a pharmacist was just giving me two vaccines & offered to do one in each arm and i said "well i'm a side-sleeper so i prefer one very tender arm instead of two sort of sore arms, so i can still sleep on one side."

and she looked at me like i said something super weird and she said "vaccines shouldn't make your arm sore."

??? ? ???? i thought she was joking but she wasn't. i'm trying to understand what reality this woman could have possibly just stepped out of to be a medical professional who administers vaccines and who thinks tenderness is a strange and unheard of side effect

like

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Bryce Canyon - Pink and white siltstone and sandstone of the Tertiary (60 - 45 my) Claron Formation. The formation erodes quickly and the rim of the canyon is eroding at between 9 and 48 inches per year.

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

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fuck you, fuck that show, and especially fuck jkr

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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literally all i do is open tabs. then maybe i close them and then i open some more

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Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

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aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork

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Some people are really out here like "I like horror, but not jump scares or violence and gore or topics that make me uncomfortable or scared in any way". Brother I hate to break it to you but I don't really think you like horror

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"Vladimir, STOP!" is unfortunately killing me