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sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

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Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

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"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"

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Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

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found out today that the "no don't [action] your so sexy aha" meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

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why do people say jesus “h” christ like what is his middle name lol

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glad they made it

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I saw a tiktok saying that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two completely different hobbies and honestly take shelter bc that truth bomb is a big one

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The concept of a catholic school is unfamiliar to me. What do you learn there? Holy math? Christian physics? Homophobia?

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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

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Change your last name u ain't even gay

I’ll get right on that.

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collabo with @mied-tf !

Lineart by @mied-tf and colored by me :D

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fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing