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the last thing u see before getting eviscerated at beer pong… might as well give up now

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so i heard omgcp enlightenment is happening now.

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we're leaving the omgcp renaissance behind. time for the omgcp enlightment era.

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Imagine someone trying to egg jack on, saying bad stuff about his mother and bad bob, watching the hockey game, gets wind of it, his voice booming over the ice like “wHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY WIFE YOU FUCKTRUCK”

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Sorry but don’t just leave that in the Tags

Is there a fic out there where Jack is just a little slower after graduation and he has to chase Bitty through the airport and the kiss happens right here in public, outing him before he's played his first NHL game? And as a bonus, outing Bitty to the world when he's about to get on a plane to Georgia. Because oh man, I want to read that drama.

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A quick chowder for webtoons!

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merry christmas if that’s your jam friends. for a gift i give you the mental image of jack and bitty tipsily testing out their kids’ new trampoline in the backyard at 2 AM

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I couldn't resist

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I just love them so much, you guys

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jack zimmerman is so hot i wish ice hockey was real

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number one sees an opening, he lines up the shot...

inspired by

@notallthosewhowander jack: backhand forehand backhand aaand that’s a slapshot— redirected on smith’s blade— goes in glove side! *shoves peas into laughing toddler’s mouth* (x)

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You know what time it is :)

2024 edition!

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Jack opens up an Insta account and within a year garners just over a million followers.

The thing is, his follower base is delineated into two camps:

One camp is those who follow Jack the hockey star and husband to Eric Bittle. They end up get baffled that his account is a gallery with artsy shots of historic structures, old military sites, and some hockey.

The other camp is a growing number of art affectionados who follow Jack the photographer and amateur historian. They love the composition of his work. They also conclude that this guy really likes hockey.

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not to be emo or anything but like. jack zimmermann getting back from a long and awful roadie and ditching pieces of his suit on the way to the living room and finding bitty on the couch and curling up with his face smushed into the side of bitty’s neck and bitty laughing and holding him tight and being happy to see him. you know?

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baby shitty will live forever safely in my brain

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bitty and lardo having a quiet moment 🍂🏠🧡

i need it to be fall so bad ….

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late night studyin …. pray for bitty please 🙏