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Low budget, low tech Winter Soldier arm process photos. Started with a metallic silver opera-length glove from a Halloween store, taped my sections to create the panelsā lines, then colored them on woth a combination of fabric crayon & sharpie. The crayon helps give the impression of shadow & helps the sharpie stay vivid.




Paired it with a red henley, jeans, combat boots, and a fingerless black glove for a ācivilian Bucky Barnesā cosplay.

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itās all you americans talk about⦠liminal space this⦠cryptid that
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Good thing this 37 year old crochets. Iāll start on some afghans for yāall.

Some of Yall: Im [age under 16]
Me, almost 21: OH GOD IM A MOTHER AND A VERY VERY BAD ONE I NEED TO NOT SPEAK EVER
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Iād be astounded if I didnāt know about this gem:
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill
An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).
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Iām way late on this one, but a fiber mascara works really well for enhancing/faking facial hair. Put on a coat of the colored part to act as glue, then add the fibers immediately. Let that dry for about five mins, then add more color. Keep repeating with fibers, then color if you want. Just look at it between layers/coats to be sure itās looking right.
I helped with a pretty good Antisepticeye cosplay at the JSE tour with that for his scruff/beard, and Jack/Sean said it was pretty convincing.
So, Iām doing a Phantom cosplay for Halloween-
I have most of the clothes I need- Except for the God damn vest.
I know how to do the fricken pale af makeup, and I have most of it.
I have the cane.
I even bought a wig and fake gauges.
BuT hOW ThE FUCK dO I DO the EYEBROWS-
I HAVE TWIGS ON MY FACE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TURN THEM INTO THAT.
LIKE, YOU CANāT EVEN SEE MINE AND HIS ARE THICC AF.
LIKE, EGJDJCJ MY FUCKING MAKEUP SKILLS ARE BAD AS IT IS BUT HOW DO I DO EYEBROWS LIKE THAT-
H E L P???
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Lovely work! Reblogging for inspiration






So as I said before. My cane for Phantom was stolen. So I had to make my own. I know the orb I have is pretty big but it's all I could get at such a short notice with the con just a DAY away. Finishing it up now and honestly? I think Phantom would be proud of my work so far :)
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Imagine Dark losing control of his aura and killing Wilford, before coming to and sobbing over his body. -Angst Anon
Good thing I saw this in the morning, when my heart is dead. But hereās what happens when I imagine that:
ātw: blood, death, general angstā(Sorry, mobile wonāt let me put the ākeep readingā in here)
Looking back, no one who survived was sure what had started it. Theyād been in a meeting when the sound of Darkās aura spiked in a crescendo of ringing throughout the room. There was maybe half a heartbeat for the egos to react, more than enough time for Bing, Google, and Silver Shepherd to move.
Bing had been sitting next to King of the Squirrels near the door, the two planning to go outside as soon as the meeting ended. Bing was working on a new kickflip, and King had some new subjects to ease into his little family. As soon as he heard the ringing, Bing made a break for it, not even bothering to open the door and crashing through the wood. His movement turned the auraās attention to the door, and King was the first to go, the shadowy tendrils gripping him tightly enough to crush his ribs. Multiple jagged bones pierced his lungs, and Kingās peanut butter beard turned bloody as he coughed up his life.
Google was farther from the door, and he realized that any sudden movement would mean trouble for them all. He crept slowly to one of the windows behind them, moving much slower than a human would. He could hear the sounds of bones breaking and screams of pain as Darkās aura made quick work of the room, but he didnāt turn to look. He managed to open the window enough to fit through, and began to climb out.A suit-clad body knocked Google off balance, shoving him to the floor as Bim made a break for it. Bimās delay, and mad dash for the window, brought the auraās attention to them. Googleās head was pulled from his body, exposing the wires and fibers in his neck. They sparked and flashed as his shell fell to the floor. Bim was climbing down the side of the building when the aura caught him. He was lifted from the bricks and slammed back against them, head crushed like an overripe tomato. His corpse crashed to the ground.
Silver Shepherd had reached Darkās form just after Kingās unfortunate demise, planning to fight Dark long enough for the others to escape. His first punch caught Darkās aura off-guard, but his second was caught by a large tendril of the aura. Shepherd screamed in agony as his fist was crushed, the crackling of broken bones loud enough to be heard. The aura dropped him to the floor as it reached for the others.
Ed Edgar didnāt have time to run or bargain, dying in his chair with Darkās name on his lips. āThe Host trembled, knowing that the aura was reaching out for him next. It gripped him by the throat,ā Hostās words cut off in a choked gurgle as the aura made quick work of crushing his neck. The taste of blood flooded his mouth, and the narrator was silenced forever.Yan attacked with a screech of āYou killed senpai!��� They managed to cut through one of the tendrils before another grabbed their katana. The scent of blood filled the room, heavy and copperish, as the aura used the blade to slice Yan open. The red-haired egoās last thought was of their failure to protect or avenge senpai.
Wilford managed to draw his gun, standing at the edge of the room. Everything had happened so quickly, and he wasnāt sure whether Dark would or could listen to reason. He could see Darkās form where heād crumpled around himself after Silverās punch, and sympathy stopped him from firing immediately.āDarkling, please,ā he managed before the aura slammed into him. The tendrils flooded his mouth, filling it with the taste of smoke, rather than the dark chocolate that was characteristic of Dark. He fired his gun in Darkās direction, missing as the aura jerked Dark from the spot. More tendrils filled his mouth, shoving his jaw open as they moved down his throat. He gagged and choked, feeling his breath cut off as they went deeper than Dark had ever sent them.
Dr Iplier entered as Wilās body was jerking in its death throes. He gasped in horror at the sight of the carnage before him and dropped to his knees. The thudding noise was loud in the silence of the death-filled room, and his sobs brought Dark back to himself.
āDoctor? Why are youā¦ā his words trailed off as the scene before him registered. He caught sight of Wilās signature pink floof and rushed over to his partner.
āWil? Wilford, please, this isnāt funny.ā He knelt beside Wilās still form, hoping this was one of his pranks. His hands reached out to touch him, only to be batted away by the doctorās.
āHavenāt you done enough already?ā the lab-coated man growled. āLook at them all, Darkiplier. You and your jealousy killed everyone.ā
āNo, itās one of Wilās tricks, it has to be!ā
āWilford has never done something this morbid to you, and you know it. You did this, Darkiplier. You, and you alone.ā
Darkās head dropped to Wilās chest and he whispered, āIt was an accident, Wil, I swear.ā He spoke louder, letting the doctor hear him. āIt was my aura. Iā¦it took over and shut me out. I donāt even remember what set it off. Can,ā he hesitated. āCan you save him? Them?ā
Dr Iplier shook his head, calming at Darkās explanation. The sadness of Darkās situation and feeling of his own helplessness filled him as he replied, āIām sorry. Theyāre dead.ā
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reblog this if youāre an indie roleplaying blog with both an LGBTQIA+ mun andĀ LGBTQIA+ muse(s).
iām trying to get an idea of how large portion of the indie rp community consists of queer muses being written and represented by queer people themselves.Ā allies, donāt interact.
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Random thoughts sometimes become re-written song lyrics. Enjoy this one, inspired by the RP server & our characters.
[Wil] Little town, itās a noisy alley Every day different from before Little town, with intāresting people Waking up to say
[Ensemble] Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Wil] There go the androids holding hands, like always Rory, Bing, and Oli, too Every day they wander āround Greeting everyone in town Theyāre the cutest little bots
[Chase] Good Morning, Wil!
[Wil] Good morning, Chase.
[Chase] And where are you off to, today?
[Wil] Antiās store.Ā Heās got a new shipment in, with lots of daggers and kukris, and -
[Chase] Thatās nice. Jace!Ā The plushies!Ā Hurry up!
[Townsfolk] Look there he goes that man is strange, no question Dazed and distracted, canāt you tell?
[Oli] Always giving out free treats
[Benji] Whenās heās not between the sheets
[Townsfolk] No denying heās a kinky guy, that Wil
[Lucas] Bonjour!
[Amy] Good day!
[Lucas] How are the Jims, dear?
[Jace] Bonjour!
[Jackie] Good day!
[Jace] How is your store?
[Hendrick] I need a charm!
[Shawn] Thatās too expensive!
[Wil] There must be someone here that I could stab!
[Anti] Ah, Wil.
[Wil] Good morning, Anti. Iāve come to see what youāve got in stock.
[Anti] Back already?
[Wil] Oh, I love getting new blades. What have you got today?
[Anti] Nothing, the shipmentās late.
[Wil] Well, lucky day for me. Iāll go stab the deliverman!
[Anti] Again? But youāve stabbed him twice!
[Wil] Well, heās my favorite! Begging for mercy, playing along -
[Anti] If you like it all that much, heās yours!
[Wil] Wow, really?
[Anti] Have fun.
[Wil] Thank you. Thank you very much!
[Townsfolk] Look there he goes that guy is so peculiar I wonder if heās feeling well With a crazy, feral grin And a mind thatās filled with sin What a puzzle to the rest of us is Wil
[Wil] Oh, isnāt this amazing? Itās my fav'rite part because ā youāll see Hereās where Iām going to stab him But he wonāt know that Iām here until he bleeds!
[Dapper Dan aka Jameson Jackson, signing the lyrics] Now itās no wonder that his name is āWarfstache" His āstache has got no parallel
[Dr. Iplier] But behind that big pink floof Iām afraid he seems aloof
[Jacob] Very diff'rent from the rest of us
[Townsfolk] Heās nothing like the rest of us Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Wil!
[Author] Hey, wait up Dark! Wow! You knocked them for a loop, Dark! Youāre the greatest manipulator in the whole world!
[Dark] I know.
[Author] No one alive stands a chance against you. If ya know what I mean.
[Dark] Itās true, Author. And Iāve got my sights set on that one.
[Author] The madman with the candy store?
[Dark] Heās the one - the lucky guy Iām going to marry.
[Author] But heās -
[Dark] The most beautiful guy in town.
[Author] I know, but -
[Dark] That makes him the best. And donāt I deserve the best?
[Author] Of course you do!
[Dark] Right from the moment when I met him, saw him I said heās gorgeous and I fell Here in town thereās only he Who is beautiful as me So Iām making plans to woo and marry Wil
[The fans] Look there he goes, Isnāt he dreamy? Darkiplier, heās so cute! Be still my heart Iām hardly breathing Heās such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!
[Benji] Bonjour!
[Dark] Pardon
[Wil] Good day
[Signe] The plants!
[King of the Squirrles] Needs peanut butter
[Marvin] What lovely soup!
[Crank] {screeching noises}
[Natemare] Ten yards!
[The Host] One stab
[Dark] āscuse me!
[Yan] Iāll get the sword
[Dark] Please let me through!
[Virgil] This bread -
[Patton] Those fish -
[Virgil] it glows!
[Patton] they fly!
[Marvin] Youāll be ok, guys.
[Virgil & Patton] I sure hope so
[Townsfolk] Good morning! Oh, good morning!
[Wil] There must be someone who can understand!
[Dark] Just watch, Iām going to make Wil my man!
[Jims] Look there he goes The guy is strange but special Itās demons, Jim, oh canāt you tell?
[Robbie] Itās a pity and a sin
[Roman] He doesnāt quite fit in
[Townsfolk] 'Cause he really is a funny guy A beauty but a funny guy He really is a funny guy That Wil!
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For anyone who wants a free pose-able human reference for drawing
The other day I came across this awesome program by accident (I donāt even remember what I was actually searching for, but on the several times Iāve looked for a program like this Iāve had no luck). Itās cool enough that I wanted to share it.
Itās called DesignDoll (website here) and itās a program that lets you shape and pose a human figure pretty much however you want.
Thereās a trial version with no expiration date that can be downloaded for free, as well as the āpro licenseā version priced at $79. Iāve only had the free version for two days so far, so Iām not an expert and I havenāt figured out all of the features yet, but Iāve got the basics down. The websiteās tutorials are actually pretty helpful for the basics, as well.Ā
Hereās the page for download, which has a list of the features available in both versions.
There are three features the free version doesnāt have:
Canāt save OBJ files for export
Canāt download models and poses from Doll Atelier (a sharing site for users; note that the site is in Japanese, though)
It canāt load saved files
The third one means that if you make a pose, save it, and close the program, you canāt load that pose/modified model later. You have to start with the default model. I found that out when I tried to load a file from the day before (this is why reading is importantā¦). Whether saving your modifications (and downloading models and poses) is worth $80 is up to you.Ā
But, the default model is pretty nice and honestly if all youāre looking for is a basic pose reference it should work fairly well as it is.Ā Hereās what it looks like:
Thereās a pose tag that lets you drag each joint into place and rotate body parts. The torso and waist can be twisted separately, and it seems like everything pretty much follows the range of movement it would have on an actual human.
Even the entire shoulder area is actually movable along with the joint! See, like how the scapular area of the back raises with the arm:
The morphing tag is one of the coolest features, in my opinion. It lets you pick and choose from a library of pre-set forms for the head, chest, arms, legs, etc. It has some more realistic body shapes in addition to more anime-like ones. Donāt like the options there? Mix a few to get what you want! Each option has a slider that lets you blend as much or as little as you want into the design.Ā
So you, too, can create beautiful things like kawaii Muscle-chan!!
The scale tag lets you mess with the proportions and connection points of different joints. This feature combined with the morphing feature not only allows more body shape variations, but it also means that you can do things like make a more digitigrade model if you want. (The feet only have an ankle joint, but for regular human poses thatās all that you really need, so whatever.)
Or you can make a weird chubby alien-like thing with giant hands and balloon tiddies if thatās more your thing.
The ability to pose hands to the extent it allows is far more than I could have hoped for from a free program. Seriously, you can change the position of each finger joint individually, as well as how spread out the fingers are from each other. Each crease on the diagram below is a point of movement, and the circles are for spread between fingers.Ā
And to make it a bit more convenient, thereās a library of pre-set hand poses you can pick from as well, and then change the pose from that if you like.Ā
In both versions, you can also import OBJ files from other places for the model to hold, like if you wanted to have them hold a sword or something.
Basically, this program is awesome and free and you should totally check it out if you want a good program for creating pose references.
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Itās not the best, but it *is* my first attempt at digital art with people. Inspired by a scene in RP between King of the Squirrels (sans crown and cloak) and Marvin the magician, after his mask was broken.
Marvin conjures confetti, and King is delighted.
@animeadri-personal
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And some of us understand and accept that. Many others try to blind themselves to that reality.
Hello Midguard!
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Awww, poor sweet Wilford. No other way to communicate? We all know youāre not limited to using your tongue to get the point across.
Hush. Now, why would you give any one of us so much power, sweetness?
Wilford takes a breath in to respond, before it comes out in a huff. Thatās right, he canāt talk. Well, this isnāt as much fun as heād thought it would be. Then again, the way heās being spoken to has him looking somewhat concerned for himself.
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You *are* the rightful king of Asgard, and Iāve long been a fan of your chaotic nature. Itās a honor to even have your attention, majesty.
Hello Midguard!
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Aw, youāre adorable.
Would you rather punch Wilford in the face (possibly pissing off Dark) or lick the peanut butter off of the king of squirrels face?
Iāve hit Wilford before it was actually Darks idea I think.
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The feeling is mutual, my king.
Hello Midguard!
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