bitter-intj

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3w4: a parody summary

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3 Tritypes

351

351- Driven, wants to be successful (manifests in whatever their idea of being successful is), knowledgeable and well equipped, as well as  as close to correct/”perfect” (again, in what their idea of perfection is.) Lots of self discipline, staunch. Probably concerned with having a good image, (1 and 3 coming into play), being appropriate. Smooth though, a bit of social grace from being a core 3, softens out the stand-offish 5 attributes. Focused, critical, decisive. Focused, could be introverted or extroverted. Social climber, wants to be esteemed for their abilities, probably a collector of little facts, purposeful and executive in their decisions. Observant, carries themselves with confidence, polite, detached. 

358

358- Intense combination. Confident. Wants to have control, be successful, and accumulate knowledge. Perhaps could be described as “rough around the edges”, compared to 351, refined, or 359, less overwhelming. 358 has a bit of impulsiveness thrown into the mix. Core 3 would lend a little more social ease, although this combination might come off a bit domineering unintentionally. Straight forward. Ambitious. Tough minded, can be arrogant, studious and observant, “schemer.” Could become somewhat distanced from their emotions. Powerful.

359

359- Likely to win people over with a “buddy, buddy” demeanor. Relaxed demeanor but still a networker, friendly, floater. A little more seemingly withdrawn than 358 due to 9, but this can also work to their advantage by making their approach seem much more genuine and personable. Ease tensions with clever, pleasant remarks. Much more go with the flow than 358 tritype as well. Though they seem personable, you don’t actually learn much about them as their feelings are hidden behind a mask of pleasantry and amiability, good listener, suggester. 

361

361- Loyal supporter and upholder of whatever system. Recognize and acknowledge my loyalty and devotion to this cause. I’m upholding the justice correctly. I believe in this, so I’ll stand by it. Interesting if you consider phobic or counterphobic 6, though type 6 can be a mixture of both, some lean more to one description than the other. I want to be acknowledged for my skeptical inclinations that allow me to root out what isn’t true or is questionable and how by doing this I’m upholding the good and keeping things proper, I’m impeccable in this area.

368

368- Bitingly challenges doubtful things and will drag out information, they’ll find the truth, hellbent on it. I want to be recognized for my tough perseverance in challenging what I find questionable. Not afraid to call out bullshit or argue. Charmer, smooth talker but if they really want something they’ll fight for it. A little bit impulsive, risk taker but probably well known for this. Confident in themselves on the surface, but extreme skeptic at the same time, including of themselves.

369

369- Less directly confrontational than 368 but still likely to ruminate over information that doesn’t sit well with them. Silent watcher. Tight lipped yet thinking over everything. Outwardly, politely smiling. Probably generally well liked, fits in, less likely to point out injustices to others or themselves but will silently consider them. Adjust to a situation to look their best and maintain a positive social image even if they don’t necessarily agree with it because of the 9. Probably wants to be recognized for how peaceful and serene they are (seem).

371

371- Positive, cheerful, but structured. Able to “let loose” and have fun but will still want to “get back to work.” Buoyant, wants to be recognized for their upbeat, social attitude, can surprise people when they point out that something is incorrect. “I want to do good and look good doing it.” Fairly friendly, and can appear more extroverted yet also have reserved qualities due to 1. Playful and restrained side. People person, easily charms their way in. 

378

378- Direct in addressing. Seems to have a “wild” side yet has careful maintenance so that it always portrays them in the best light possible. Could be seen as flighty. Blunt but positive about it. Bold. Decisive. Appears very extroverted. Playful side, but take charge as well. Not likely to ruminate on feelings, will do things in the here and now. Wants to be recognized for their spontaneous go getter ambitious side, I will achieve what I decide to. Charming in a blinding impacting way, whirlwind. 

379

379- Pleasant, takes things lightly. Considerate. Easy going. Comforting, soft, but there’s still a high emphasis on achievements. Avoids stirring up drama and instead constantly looks at the positives, sometimes going out of their way to avoid acknowledging the negatives. People person even though they can seem pretty quiet. Thoughtful, watches from behind the scenes and in this way, learns how to gain recognition as well. 

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Met an introvert yesterday that wouldn’t stop talking about how much she needed to recharge all the time and no one really gets that because extroverts are these gaping assholes with no feelings that just suck away people’s energies like the soulless black holes they are.

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MBTI: You have all of these amazing qualities. You are a valuable member of society.

me: Eh, I don't know. I don't like those stereotypes.

Enneagram: You are trash and a terrible person and here is why.

me: Damn, true. Never read a more accurate description of myself.

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friendly reminder that intuitives are a bunch of special snowflake assholes

Haha I love this! It reminds me of the chess game in Harry Potter. The Queen was badass!

Source: ENTJ facebook group.

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Let a man play chess, and tell him that every pawn is his friend. Let him think both bishops holy. Let him remember happy days in the shadows of his castles. Let him love his queen. Watch him lose them all.

Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence (via kleptokay)

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when I’m watching a movie or reading a book I always do this thing where I enjoy it and analyze it on a surface level, just enjoying it as it was meant to be seen. But I also read or watch from the perspective of the authors or the producers or the directors. Like what’s going through this guy’s head as he’s writing this, what kind of weird directions is a director giving his actors to elicit this awkward scene.

Like once I was watching this really sad scene where a dad is holding his dead child and is just really broken up about it. The dad is crying hysterically and shakin the kid and snotting all over this dead child and I couldn’t help but laugh knowing that this is a live child, and he’s just gotta pretend to be dead through this *whole* scene.

Just wondering if anyone else does that…

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Shades of nature

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Wow I'm also an INTJ 3w4, 358. Never thought I'd see another one here

Threes in general seem to be pretty underrepresented here. 

I have run into some other INTJ 3w4 here, but never one with my tri-type. If you’re into it, what are your instinctual variants? Hit me up some time off anon, I’d love to chat. #3eezys 

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Here’s another one:

Why are INTJs always tired?

Because they always stay up all NiTe!

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I'm an INTJ 3w4 sp/sx

Enneagram Interviews

I really wanna interview someone of every single enneagram type and wing, and probably include their mbti type as well, and maybe a few certain tritypes if I can find anything as well as tell me what your instinctual variant stacking is and yeah I’m way ahead of myself but I’m probably going to do something (??) maybe (??) with this information but if you’re interested in being interviewed or just having a chat seriously, go ahead and message me and tell me your enneagram type and if I end up having a few of the same type to reference, I’m probably going to write a post on it eventually as well as include your interview. 

If you’d do me a favor and reblog this so anyone who was interested in being interviewed or interest in reading the interviews would know that’d be great! 

1w2

1w9

2w1

2w3

3w2

3w4

4w3

4w5

5w4

5w6

6w5

6w7

7w6

7w8

8w7

8w9

9w1

9w8 

I need all the types so really, I’d love to interview any types and learn more about them, if I get enough responses from one time, I’m going to remove it from the list up there, thanks! 

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david "i'm always a slut for intuitives" keirsey

omfg I’m breaking my hiatus for this it just needs to be shared.

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Nosferatu, 1979

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Dionysus (/daɪ.əˈnaɪsəs/; Greek: Διόνυσος, Dionysos) is the God of the grape harvest, wine-making and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy in Greek mythology. For Sara

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15 facts about people with concealed anxiety

1. They don’t hide their anxiety, they hide their symptoms. To have concealed anxiety isn’t to deny having it – only to do everything in your power to ensure other people don’t see you struggle.

2. They have the most anxiety about having anxiety. Because they are not comfortable letting people see them in the throes of an irrational panic, the most anxiety-inducing idea is… whether or not they’ll have anxiety at any given moment in time.

3. They come across as a paradoxical mix of outgoing but introverted, very social but rarely out. It is not that they are anti-social, just that they can only take being around others incrementally (which is mostly normal). Yet, on the surface, this may come across as confusing.

4. They make situations worse by trying to suppress their feelings about them. They are extremely uncomfortable with other people seeing them in pain, and they don’t want to feel pitied or as though they are compromising anyone’s time. Yet, they make things worse for themselves by suppressing, as it actually funnels a ton of energy into making the problem larger and more present than it already was.

5. They are often hyper-aware and highly intuitive. Anxiousness is an evolutionary function that essentially keeps us alive by making us aware of our surroundings and other people’s motives. It’s only uncomfortable when we don’t know how to manage it effectively – the positive side is that it makes you hyper-conscious of what’s going on around you.

6. Their deepest triggers are usually social situations. It’s not that they feel anxious in an airplane, it’s that they feel anxious in an airplane and are stuck around 50 other people. It’s not that they will fail a test, but that they will fail a test and everyone in school will find out and think they are incompetent and their parents will be disappointed. It’s not that they will lose love, but that they will lose love and nobody will ever love them again.

7. It is not always just a “panicked feeling” they have to hide. It can also be a tendency to worry, catastrophizing, etc. The battle is often (always?) between competing thoughts in their minds.

8. They are deep thinkers, and great problem-solvers. One of the benefits of anxiety is that it leads you to considering every worst case scenario, and then subsequently, how to handle or respond to each.

9. They are almost always “self-regulating” their thoughts. They’re talking themselves in, out, around, up or down from something or another very often, and increasingly so in public places.

10. They don’t trust easily, but they will convince you that they do. They want to make the people around them feel loved and accepted as it eases their anxiety in a way.

11. They tend to desire control in other areas of their lives. They’re over-workers or are manically particular about how they dress or can’t really seem to let go of relationships if it wasn’t their idea to end them.

12. They have all-or-nothing personalities, which is what creates the anxiety. Despite being so extreme, they are highly indecisive. They try to “figure out” whether or not something is right before they actually try to do it.

13. They assume they are disliked. While this is often stressful, it often keeps them humble and grounded at the same time.

14. They are very driven (they care about the outcome of things). They are in equal proportions as in control of their lives as they feel out of control of their lives – this is because they so frequently try to compensate for fear of the unknown.

15. They are very smart, but doubt it. A high intelligence is linked to increased anxiety (and being doubtful of one’s mental capacity are linked to both).

http://neverignore.info/15-things-you-need-to-know-about-people-who-have-concealed-anxiety/

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to all my INTJs who don't fit into the stereotypical 10.2 GPA uberdicktorian squad shit group mbti has little to do with how smart you are, but more importantly Intelligence is measured on more than one spectrum. You valid af