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everyone to scully, any time mulder wanders off somewhere:

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🚬👽

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I constantly manipulate everyone around me by calculating what would be the nicest thing to do in any given situation, l making a point of doing it when it matters the most. This is supported by subtly, casually tailoring what I talk about to the person I'm speaking to, and saying what I think they may find funny or interesting. the really sick thing is I look just like a normal person and there's no way you can tell me apart from anyone. If I weren't such a monster I would be afraid knowing people like this are out there, but I know I'm on top and have nothing to fear.

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Among the stacks - Ruby Beach, WA.

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Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck

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saw the 20th anniversary pride and prejudice 2005 rerelease today

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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i have a lot of affection for ghosts because they basically want one of two things: attention, or for you to leave their house as soon as possible. both relatable and respectable goals. and they're already dead so what are you going to do about it.

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Charlie changes things up and goes deer hunting instead of fishing. Bags a buck, makes some jerky from the meat. Bella doesn’t particularly like it but packs it for lunch for the sole purpose of pulling it out, taking a bite, and telling Edward “This is the closest we’re going to get to sharing a meal for a while, huh?”

He’s not amused

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One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue

Close ups!

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babygirl i have pdfs that even i don't know about

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📢 I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite bar on the Citadel 📢

I like how this turned out and I'm considering putting it up on my redbubble, would anyone be interested?

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cause I ride for you, lina!

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shhhh nobody tell him

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<3

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do you wanna go to heaven? cause its like 10$ to get in

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Ah shit I can't believe I forgot