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“Moments like this“ by | Bobby Sonntag

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crona the devilsword!

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hi! aaaaaaaa *im bit by 1,000 animals and die* *1,000 vultures eat my remains* *1,000 trees grow from my bones, forming a forest with 1,000 bugs and 1,000 birds*

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*walks up to you*

*starts loudly choking*

*grabs your hand and coughs these into it*

*is gone before you look back up*

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genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.

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you are not always entitled to convenience even if you can pay for it

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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My five year plan is to just see what happens

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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who up dinking they oiter

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Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil