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kpop is wack man you guys post videos w captions like “LOOK at what taehyung did” and i play the video and he does fucking nothing he just like blinks or wipes his nose or whatever and the tags are like “STOP DJKSFJSH OMFG… my precious juicy husband please impregnate me 🤤😍😫”

…..seek help!

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We need a Disney princess who has a cute face, chubby, waist, thick legs, in shape, rump shaking both ways, makes you do a double take.  

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Tell me more about “rogue police states” where “the government will knock on your door for not agreeing with them”

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pls everyone T.S. Eliot is dying

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you're NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015

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logging on after 4 years of disuse hello 

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please don’t tell me this country isn’t going backwards when a man who was too racist to be federal judge in 1986 is now the head of the US justice department

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Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

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mood: being loved by someone u love back

unrealistic. reported

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more baby animals here

via @sadanimalfacts

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“Garlic bread is just Bread with Garlic” this completely overlooks the gayness

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this isn’t a strawman at all

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bouncer: real planets only pluto *sweating nervously, next to his GF*: ch-check the list again

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If male self-destruction is seen as opening up meaningful questions about great existential truths—Don’s alcohol binges in “Mad Men,” Walter White’s coming to terms with his own mortality in “Breaking Bad,” female self-destruction is still perceived as self-indulgent. The female depressive is seen as self-involved and attention seeking, empty-headed and silly. Seeking meaning in sex and drugs is seen as morally weighty when a man does it, but when a women grapples with nihilism, it’s still perceived as merely acting out for male attention.

Arielle Bernstein on Lana Del Rey

When a woman grapples with nihilism during her Nietzsche seminar, she turns to the meaningful self-destruction of Lana Del Rey, because I fucking love pop culture, damnit. 

(via geographyofdreams)

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me: everyone got a bad grade on that

parent: we're not talking about everyone, we're talking about you

me: this is bourgeois individualism in its most dangerous form