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IG : @emperorofmischief

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get a load of this guy

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Hello, today is my birthday, and I would like to share a comic I made in the last year with you. It's called Broomistega and Thrinaxodon.

This comic was originally printed with yellow, fluorescent pink, light teal, and violet risograph inks. Physical copies are available in my shop.

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「Mother, help me, there's a head attached to my neck and I'm *in* it.」

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Kim is Revachol Comic

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Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

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Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

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Predictably, to anyone who understands how a rice cookers (or tiktok cuts) work, this is staged.

You're not going to get rice that well covered in a rice cooker with that thin liquid. Also, because you're altering the content of your liquid, that basic* rice cooker will not cook your rice properly, since entry level rice-cookers rely solely on the boiling temp of water to judge when rice is done.

Your veg are also going to be a mess, with your leafy greens going to mush before your carrots and edamame are done

That being said...

This works. It is suboptimal and will produce 5/10 results, but if you are out of spoons, this is a totally viable method. Your rice will be ehn, and wildly differently seasoned, your veg will have disconcertingly different levels of crunch, but it will feed you easily and well, with minimal food waste (see below for why there will be waste).

My objection here is that this is glamorizing something that people NEED and WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE. You wanna know what this looks like when you don't have $2000 cameras and a whole-ass corporate production team**? My boy FutureCanoe has you. Don't get down when you don't get her results.

*no hate for basic rice cookers, everyone should have one. but you should also understand how they work. pegao is one thing, burnt salty-ass rice is another

**in Ms. Sakaida's defense, I believe she has her heart in the right place and is just too tiktokbrained to get why this... isn't useful to many people, let alone the people who need it most. Also, that video is edited and misattributed by someone for who-knows what reason - probably racism or trying to drive content to their own tiktok that's spamming that search from a basic look-through. Here is her actual tiktok

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26 year old teammate: I feel so old talking about vine... 39 year old me: holmes, you are the youngest person on this call right now, do not even 80 year old Adopted Dad #2: And don't YOU even start, I heard you whining about your knees

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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all the information is on the task

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Clementine Keith-Roach for Casa Vogue 2010 Shot by Tim Walker

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A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!

Inspired by this amazing plush Link

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I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"

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Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!