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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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i’ve constantly thought abt this edit like, every fucking second of the day for the past few days and i’m actually feeling like i need to be admitted to a psychiatric facility
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"Your face isn't even so scary. You're just....angry."




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(Sometime at Hogwarts in the 1970s)
Severus; "FIGHT ME, YOU BITCH ASS BASTARD!"
Lucius; "At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone."
Severus; "Oh, I'm sorry, I should ask: dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?"
Lucius; "Somehow that's worse."
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And graven with diamonds in letters plain, There is written her fair neck round about, ‘Noli me tangere, for Caesar’s I am…“
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Let's form a band!!!!!
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nice to see Miyazaki has the same writing process as me

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that feeling when you get a brand new story idea, but it literally has no plot yet, just vibes>>

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