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Its me, im girls

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Saw your Neil Gaiman post and as someone that found comfort in Good Omens (and got hyperfixated on it), I'm finally glad that some people are finally talking about how he isn't that great.

Even as a Fan, GOmens fandom is so...weird. See, in other fandoms people won't give much of a flying f/ck about the authors besides some mild respect or praise, but GOmens praise Neil SO HARD, despite giving off some iffy vibes (that now I understand why, after that big post) Never liked how almost every single POC character in GO has such a minimal role, same with women characters, the fact he's been caught (and that can be easily checked) lying about his ideas surrounding GOmens, the way he went from "Is not a romance, but it can be if you want to" -> "i always wrote it as a love story" also how he went from "There won't be another season because of Terry and because the ideas for the next book were incorporated in the show" -> "It was in 2019 when I finished writing S2 with the ideas I discussed with Terry before he died" and like seriously no one never noticed how much of a clown he his lying and backpedalling all over again again? Then there's how bad rep for fat people Sandman was and instead of accepting criticism he just keeps giving some "vague intelligent answer" and sits and waits for his legion of fans with a parasocial relationship to defend him. But somehow he's treated as a world treasure and a genius with a big brain. And this is less problematic and more petty but I'll be honest. He isn't that much of a good writer anyway? The prose is okay is good, but the worldbuilding and lore and characters is mostly edgy and lacks deepness. His fans seriously want to make a sea out of muddle puddles,,, and that's fair! Is such a big part of fan culture to dig into the smallests of things and make an universe out of a cardbox background character, but please, don't give Neil the credit that he doesn't deserve. And what proves more to me that he isn't that good of a writer, is just...take a look at that mess of a S2 of Good Omens, it was so bad that some people had to THEORIZE that it was bad on purpose. I have such a beef with S2, characters like Muriel, Saraqael and Michael and Maggie and Nina were so heavily promoted and of course everyone was hyped, finally more POC, more disabled characters, and yay, women! And they're lesbians! And and...and hold on, how it is that Muriel didn't do that much at all? How it is that Saraqael after being so hyped BARELY had almost nothing to do, is really that all the disabled rep we got? How is it that Michael and Uriel barely had anything to do and were just background characters again? It just angers me with how with so many fem-presenting characters, and POC and disabled persons cast, they literally add nothing to the series, AND NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT IT. Is just this endless praise for Neil and his oh big brain. All praise Neil Gaiman, our lord and saviour of queer people. HOW IT IS, THAT THE TWO LESBIANS HYPED ROMANCE WAS ALL RELATED TO AZIRAPHALE MEDDLING WITH THEM TRYING TO SHIP THEM? And it also was bad, very badly done, is really this the women representation we got, seriously??? Talking about misleading advertising.

S2 was such such a mess, it just shows how much Good Omens needed Terry to be, well, Good Omens. I really suspect Neil stole ideas from the fandom because S2 was just a trainwreck of all the fanfic tropes you could find in GO fandom and is almost disrespectful to Terry's work in Good Omens, and I don't care for how much Neil makes his friendship with Terry as a pity party and as a "it gives me so much joy, Terry would be so happy", because seriously it's almost manipulative. Talking about Manipulative. His meddling with fandom is starting to feel unprofessional, but this ask is already long... Sorry lmao, something on me snapped after getting finally the solid evidence that Neil .Is. Not. Great

Oh he’s always been completely unprofessional but since he types in a mixture of corporate-speak and “cool dad” talk his fanbase doesn’t notice.

Here’s the thing about Neil, he’s both petty and extremely insincere. People criticized lolicon sin his presence and he was so offended on the behalf of weirdos who pleasure themselves to Hentai depicting child molestation that he wrote a several paragraph long response dismissing simulated child pornography as simply being “icky speech” that should be protected by the sacred American constitution despite, you know, the fact he’s not even American so his weird obsession with the first amendment and only ever really bringing it up to defend simulated child porn is and always has been suspicious.

As for his backpedalling, the man sees $$$$ and just goes for anything he can find to make more. People love to say “oh but he donates tens of thousands to charity!” yeah, usually to HIS charity for bailing out pedophiles. With funds typically out of the wallets of his fans due to fundraising it rather than coming out of his own checkbook so it’s not exactly a charitable action as much as it’s an empty gesture. And frankly he almost certainly just does it for tax benefits if we’re going to be honest here. He continued good omens because it would make money and generate more attention towards him and he’d be the brave hero who brought back show that did well. That’s it.

He’s just discount, off-brand Elon. Rich white man who thinks he’s gods gift to man despite bumbling through even the most basic concepts because his fans would walk into traffic blindfolded to defend him from even the mildest of criticism.

People on here just like him because they’re starstruck that a creator of a popular IP is active on this site and because he produces media that’s adapted with white middle aged twinks who are dubiously romantically affiliated.

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So Neil Gaiman stayed as a proud supporter of the “comic book legal defense fund” even after the executive director was accused of (and admitted to) sexual assault, even after the organization continued to have issues with ignoring those calling out sexual abuse while leaping to defend people like Milo Yiannopoulos, even with these issues Neil served on the board of directors. He was one of the most vocal defenders in the 2010 of the man who was accused of transporting child pornography to Canada because his computer contained a great deal of pedophilic hentai and has never made any statement retracting his support of this pedophile.

Interesting.

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My silliest guy! I hold them so dear! Jiggly jangly darling thing! Look at it go!

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Lost and Found

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Its gonna happen again

Ok but what if Eclipse finishes cleaning the daycare and waits for the kids to show up like

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Eclipse is basically Sun and Moon: Waifu Mode Unlocked

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Everything's alright.

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I'm completely normal about them.

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ruin dlc spoilers!!

im obsessed with them

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It’s been a long, long time.

I’ve only had him for 10 seconds, but Eclipse has my entire heart. I will die for him oh my lord

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You are very much delusional i dont give a fuck who you are so....and if you werent si pissed you wouldnt be denying reality so....

Once again, a reminder that Montgomery Gator DID NOT have claws before Bonnie's decommission. In no world could he have acquired them, killed Bonnie and then got new ones back to back.

Once again, a reminder that Montgomery Gator envies and hates Freddy and Freddy only, proven with the golf AR-Cade game and the headless Freddy statue. He wears Bonnie's glasses and I have a hard fucking time believing that Freddy would let him wear them if Monty indeed killed Bonnie.

Genuinely, with all kindness and respect - use your fucking brain.

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Says the one whos denying reality because she doesnt want to admit her fave is literally evil. And no if they were hacked they wouldnt be talking and acting just like Glamrock Freddy is, besides in the books he literally hacked them all to kill his therapists. including freddy whom he modified to be friendly to him. So maybe snap back to reality and accept that Monty is evil and he killed Bonnie, you can keep your trash taste if you want but canon aint gonna change.

Once again, a reminder that Montgomery Gator DID NOT have claws before Bonnie's decommission. In no world could he have acquired them, killed Bonnie and then got new ones back to back.

Once again, a reminder that Montgomery Gator envies and hates Freddy and Freddy only, proven with the golf AR-Cade game and the headless Freddy statue. He wears Bonnie's glasses and I have a hard fucking time believing that Freddy would let him wear them if Monty indeed killed Bonnie.

Genuinely, with all kindness and respect - use your fucking brain.

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WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

It was just your imagination

At least they got to see the sunlight.