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“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are October’s.”

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also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

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Just got and finished the Book of Bill and this idea popped in my head of the Axolotl and D3 talking about their projects

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Well if the shoe fish

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SELF AFFIRMATIONS

COFFEE WILL NOT MAKE MY PARANOIA WORSE

I AM ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE

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Go jerk off. Yes you. Yes stop what you're doing, it can wait. Jerk off.

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like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

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I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh

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okay ill bite. who is joe biden

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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

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eepy

sketch request for @theacedragon0w0

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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem