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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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for my next naughty photoset, i shall be laying naked on my floor in front of my fan, unmoving, and drenched in sweat

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saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

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pass it around

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pausing work on my next imp in a hilarious spot

don't worry Tumblr, i promise it's just the beginning of a leg. you don't have to flag this one.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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hand jobs are a kind of joke you can play on girls basically whenever you're bored

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3 am trailcam footage of a slutty old man carrying a pomeranian under one arm and a whole pineapple in his other hand

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one of the good things about being friends with so many other trans ppl is that I will never run out of extremely cool people to admire and aspire to be like.

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husband has graduated from encouraging me to find a second partner if i want to actively daydreaming with me about us having a cute femme girlfriend we could buy pretty sundresses for

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I was made to be touched

they/them

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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise

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It spoke your name on the stairs that night.