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hello friends! i’m not on my computer rn so im having a hard time locating this fic. if someone can help me, it would be much appreciated!!

summary: magic stanley cup au. kent wins and after his cup day, he wakes up next to bitty (who is not his bf). it’s a groundhog day situation where he keeps reliving the day over. pb&j endgame.

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hockey fandom is crazy but mostly for the diversity we get:

- full representation of the “in it for the game/in it for the rpf” spectrum, with folks who are unhealthily on both ends

- people who write think-pieces about fandom behavior or the fourth wall vs. people who are contributing to the issues all of the first people write about by ignoring or refusing fandom etiquette

- every level of superstition

- every level of awareness about how hockey rpf is FICTION

- every level of understanding of the political implications of hockey blorboism and the fact that these men are primarily white and upper class and can’t be assumed to share YOUR liberal opinions

- incredible creatives (gif makers, artists, writers, etc)

- historians and archivists

- f1 fans on loan

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the omgcp tv show has to be a period piece because if bitty had had access to tiktok at samwell, he would never have passed that degree

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3.10 - Hi, Honey Part II // 3.22 - Cup I - Playoffs

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there's going to be an ASL simulcast of the Stanley Cup finals this month - featuring real time commentary from Deaf commentators & graphic visualizations to help communicate things like crowd nose levels, hit intensities, when the puck hits the post/crossbar... awesome. you do need ESPN+ or Sportsnet+ to see the feed, tho if you have either of those in your (family's) cable package you should be able to log in to either website with your cable provider login.

some details here (including signs for the Oilers & Panthers, and some hockey terminology):

and more details in the news release her:

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Help me find a fic!

Sometime back I read a Jack didn't got to Samwell AU, where Bitty auditions for the ice team for the Falcs, which evolves into him taking on a bigger role doing routines with the mascot and reworking his contract so he can date Jack. I've searched through all of the bitty works for the falls tags on AO3 and I beginning to think it's been deleted.

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jacking my parse till he comes- jack zimmermann if he learned how to post

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good morning little gay people in my phone

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my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"

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rip 2009 Kent Parson you would have loved Good Luck Babe! by Chappell Roan (2024)

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rare check please post incoming:

holster trying to prank jack: oh man I'm so hungry I could eat Kent Parson

jack:

jack: what

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wishing I could freeze time so fanfic writers could write all of their slow-burn enemies to lovers and gay porn and fix-it fics and all of their WIPs and prompts without having to worry about life and other responsibilities

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the haus throws a conclave whenever the main kegster planner(s) graduate

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omgcp enlightenment happening??? fuck i need to hurry and finish ch. 2 of my fic (it’s been 2 years)

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Hello everyone. I'm absolutely terrified to open up about this, but I am having surgery on my thyroid to remove a goiter that has become very large / given me problems eating and breathing in general. My ocd is going crazy and catastrophizing;, I have been neglecting my health for five years until I experienced some symptoms that terrified me. My dr. Advised me that I will need two types of surgeons, one an ent, and one a thoracic surgeon. I am going to make a formal fundraiser very soon, but I was informed by my Dr. That the overall cost of this surgery (plus recovery) will be around 700,000 pesos- almost 13,000 usd. That is. My wages of three whole years. I am from the global south, in the philippines, and my wages are far smaller compared to my peers in the global north. My insurance is trying to cover around 40,000-80,000 pesos, I am unsure yet. Right now, I am unable to work all three of my jobs because I needed to do a ton of tests and resting, my new meds making me extremely drowsy as I was also diagnosed with type II diabetes and hypertension (?). I still am the only person in my family who can work- my mother is completely unable to move independently due to nerve damage from sepsis, she is legally blind and a full time wheelchair user. my father is very very immunocompromised due to heart disease and kidney failure, and my younger sister is autistic, with a low frustration threshold. Since Early April, I have had no income as I was in and out of the hospital; thanks to everyone's generous donations for my teeth that I am now allocating for this surgery instead, insurance, and my lovely friend Mango's large donation, I have been able to eat well, and cover about 12%-15% of my upcoming surgery's fund. Am trying to build up more breathing room for my gofundme, as it is common practice for philippine hospitals to prevent patients from leaving without having paid in full. I am humbly begging for everyone to please help me, Because I have not been working and will be unable to work for a couple of weeks. this is the most terrifying thing I have ever gone through, and I have been ignoring it for the past 5 years ♡ if you are blessed with disposable income and a generous heart, please send it my way! It means the whole world to me.

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I miss the old omgcp community….we used to never shut up…..

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we're leaving the omgcp renaissance behind. time for the omgcp enlightment era.