bittybatkid

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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I finished reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life. With all of *vague gesture at everything* this going on.

I Am Not Okay

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SIR, do you have a moment to invade an imperial installation based on nothing but hope?

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The Comet Book (1587), details, “16th-century treatise on comets, created anonymously (or maybe it was a woman who endured erasure) in Flanders (now northern France)”. Originally named in german Kometenbuch.

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made a picture i will use a lot

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Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.

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Queer Newfoundland Hockey League (QNHL) by Lucas Morneau

"Queer Newfoundland Hockey League (QNHL) is a fictional hockey league made up of 14 teams, all of which use pejoratives used against the LGBT2QIA+ community as team names. QNHL uses these pejoratives to reclaim the words often used against queer individuals both on and off the ice. These pejoratives, such as sissy and fag, are also often used against individuals who do not conform to the hegemonic masculinity often assigned to sports – teammates often cannot be emotional, cannot draw attention to themselves, nor talk about personal issues without fear of reprisal. Each jersey is hand crocheted and rughooked, using craft practices often delegated as "women’s work." Some jerseys are rughooked using pantyhose worn by drag performers, referencing the history of rughooking in Newfoundland and the Grenfell Mission’s use of stockings from women around rural communities in the province. Some jerseys reference historical teams from the numerous senior hockey leagues that have existed in the province’s history, while others utilize colours no longer found on NHL jerseys. [...] Each jersey is paired with a crochet goalie mask, stylized as a doily. These goalie doilies reference the introduction of the goalie mask and its first full-time NHL user Jacques Plante, who was ridiculed and mocked for wearing a mask after sustaining serious injuries during a game. [...] Each team also is paired with a hockey card of a fictional player, comprising of men, women, and gender-nonconforming characters. Each pack of hockey cards is packed with a stick of ABC (already been chewed) gum. QNHL, by reclaiming these pejoratives, aims to deconstruct homophobia in sports and sports culture and critique the existing hegemonic masculinity in sports culture. By bringing awareness to the toxic elements of the current hegemonic masculinity, QNHL aims to create a new, positive, and accepting masculinity for sports enthusiasts."

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

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happy government collapse to all my fellow dutchies 🥳

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

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Video from the Dragons instagram

✨Dutch ice hockey is a beautiful thing✨

Also, please don't ask me why the dragon is naked he has a jersey to wear.

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I think the paw pad should be a heart

they should make the moncton wildcat logo’s paw pad pink

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nevertheless, we ball

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"I asked chatgpt-"

Ok well I asked the man made of brass who hangs upside down in the town square, and he said that I should go sit in the insanity chair that shows you visions that makes you go insane