this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
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trying to leave tumblr
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Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk
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,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying
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when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
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survival show where grown adult men who dont cook meals or do chores and etc and just make their wives/girlfriends do all of it for them are locked in a fully supplied house and have to try and survive for a year. losers are shot like lame horses. winners are also shot like lame horses.
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You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions
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i need a shirt that says "DIVORCED BISEXUAL DAD" and i need to wear it to family gatherings without warning or explanation
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Lizard boi go brrr
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