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shoutout to all the cats
meow (only cats will understand)
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I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

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The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.
Please:
Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are
Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything
Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides.
If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge
Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting
Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.
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Ideal number of teeth?
as many as i can get my hands on
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Tom’s Yeerk trying to be cool and “”subtly”” ask Jake and Marco about the construction site:

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as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”
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spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word
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New wave. Stupidgoth. Don’t care about existentialism or any ‘thinking’ shit we ain’t chumps!! Wear black cus I like it no concept behind it I look good that’s it. Don’t know math either
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scott: welcome to fnaf vr, do you want a fucking bazfear?
me, sobbing profusely: please,,, i just want to see jeremy again,,
scott: bircus caby
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big boi boss monster
full process is on my patreon
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lets be real if it wasnt for the werewolves and decent transformation scenes in The Order i probs wouldve stopped watching
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For anyone who hasn’t checked out the order it’s a great show with some really cool supernatural elements. While it does lack in some ways especially in the start trust me it’s worth it. If you’re looking for a show that feels familiar to shows like the magicians but has its own unique story than you should check it out.
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