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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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why don't we cook grapes in the microwave and eat them, you fucking fascist?

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Your dislike or phobia for certain animals never outweights the animal's right to exist and live, i keep running into this behavior and i don't know why some folks never got to learn that. Who do you think you are

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Draw some of the wildlife from your area that locals ignore, but visitors would not.

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“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

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it's so funny to me when parents ban shows for reasons other than the bog standard "it's rude" like my dad didn't want us watching the suite life of zack and cody because he said zack "didn't respect women"

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people who can't appreciate small titties are such losers. oh nooooooo they're cute and soft and perfectly mouthful size noooo what am i ever gonna do with these tits that are almost tailor-made for sucking on??? grow up

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Ok this isn't a bug but I need to share - LOOK at these absolutely minuscule precious little poppies

White pygmy-poppy, Canbya candida, found in Southern California

Photos by keirmorse, mojavedon, and pokemon_master

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Yellow-Billed Magpie, Stellars Jay, Ultramarine Jay, Clark's Crow - after John James Audubon, from The Birds of America - 1837 - via Bonhams

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I just found out that 70-90% of the body’s Serotonin is made in the gut. IN THE GUT. And then sent up to the brain.

Like damn, maybe eating Healthy really is the answer and not just for neurotypical wellness influencer reasons

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when i enter a haunting the narrative contest but my competition is aimee leigh gemstone

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it's a good show

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gideon gemstone is a character of all time. spends the first season going through the psychological turmoil of blackmailing his father and working through that guilt and then spends the rest of the show as a mary-sue who can beat up every enemy and crash motorcycles and drive a big monster truck through a militia compound without a scratch. and he has social anxiety

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best writing on television

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I had the most bonkers dream last night where for some reason you were not allowed to talk directly about autism on TV anymore, and TV writers banded together in protest to do a malicious compliance campaign where characters on their shows would imply the actor's past iconic character was the identical twin of their current character, and that the iconic character was on the spectrum by having them all wear the same T-shirt with a slogan on it referring to their twin

Word got around about this plan among fans, and people were speculating on which of their favorite characters from long-concluded TV shows would be retroactively Confirmed Autistic by The Shirt, which quickly just became "who do YOU hope is Shirt?"

And then the day came and they were plain white T-shirts with big all-caps black text that read, and this is why this memory stuck so firmly in my mind:

BROTHER IS SHIRT.