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bizarre-bullshit · 1 month ago
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hey chat I'm being dragged away to Rome for a week. which prison was polpo in I'm getting a stand while I'm there /j
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bizarre-bullshit · 1 month ago
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josuyasu are so funny they should start a podcast
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bizarre-bullshit · 3 months ago
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fucking. what?
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bizarre-bullshit · 3 months ago
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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Here's an unfinished comic idea I had for Dio 😔🤞
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BASICALLY the concept was that he was under the same shit Diavalo went through and eventually Dio went through so many murders that he landed in the last where he had to get murdered by his younger self.
Of course, he used this to his advantage.
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Eventually he realizes that in the end, he'll always end up the same way he did now and get his head cut off. So he has to lead his younger self away from turning into him now. And maybe that way, the loop would end if the past is reversed.
The comic was supposed to end when past Dio and Johnathan get along and eventually the loop ends as Dio gets his head cut off one last time, signifying his full death and to show he moved on.
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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Sometimes JJBA is about outsmarting your enemy, sometimes it's about doing the dumbest fucking thing quicker than the other guy can
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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let him cook
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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Happy Pride month y'all !! 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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Risotto Nero is actually one of the most extra motherfuckers in Jojo (which is saying something), because his ability is to transmute iron, so he transmutes the iron in your blood, usually into something sharp, killing you from the inside. An incredibly terrifying ability, no doubt, but what makes him so extra is the fact that he usually transforms the iron in your blood into razor blades and fully functional scissors, which seems like way more effort than just turning them into spikes.
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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Drew this so fast oh my god
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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Let’s go eat some Italian food! (The sequel)
+ Rohan finds out about the pillar men…
pt 1; it kindaaaa continues off of pt 6
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HOLY MOLY THIS ONE TOOK FOREVER TO DRAWWW
anyways i am so obsessed with Santana and Mikitaka’s relationship like they’re both so!!!! AHHH!!!
also i feel like Rohan and kars would either completely hate each other or become instant besties
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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I'm also the friend. The fandoms combined both have sideblog so it's going on both.
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MY FRIEND IS PLAYING JJBA; THE 7TH STAND USER R, AND I TOLD THEM TO MAKE IT MISHIMA, AND WE MADE THE CATCHPHRASE "I LOVE MEN." I FORGOR WE DID THAT AND I CANT BREATHJEB HDFJKHGJKHEKHEKL (context; this was said after a long awkward moment of silence)
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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so my dad does dumb things and gets hurt a lot and when i was little he cracked his head open. apparently not the first time it had happened to him either. but anyway it was bad. i didn’t understand how bad it was as a kid but like he had to walk down the street to get home and you could see his path in blood. anyway i’m telling you this because after he got out of the hospital his way of reassuring me he was fine was buying me food and explaining that adult men have too much blood anyway, women don’t have this problem because they have a menstrual cycle but with men it just builds up and there’s no way for the old blood to get out and it causes problems like stupidity, so therefore it’s actually beneficial to men’s health for them to experience catastrophic blood loss every once and a while and it really ought to happen to every man now and again. as a little girl with a milkshake i had no reason to question this. it added up
I like his answer and we're sticking to it.
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bizarre-bullshit · 4 months ago
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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bizarre-bullshit · 5 months ago
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