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Barney, snoozing on a hilltop, in the summer of 2009. 

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the white line above me? oh yeah ive just been permanently trapped inside of a loona music video

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imagine you are fbi agents trying to nail down the biggest case of your career and you just can't stop running up against college athletes who you need as witnesses but they won't take your help and just keep saying "but, ball is life??" when you suggest they go into witness protection

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EVerything has do change

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instant purchase

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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The op turned off reblogs but I needed to share this so bad. It’s music summer