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2023-9-1

#stitch with @Drip King #havanagila

Music: QKThr- Aphex Twin

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2023-8-31

#stitch with @Lisa Pedace like damn that ain’t my mom! fascinating!!!!!! #jewtok #jewish #christian #shabbat

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2023-8-30

i vow to never become a depop upscaler I JUST LEGIT NEED TO SELL SOME CLOTHES </3 they’re super cute and cheap check em out #vintagefashion #fashion #depop

music: EVERY SNOWFLAKES DIFFERENT - Burden On Society

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2023-8-26

#stitch with @nalea no one cares about the jews until they get to decide our genoc*de wasn’t actually ours #jewtok #jewish #trans #transphobia #magnushirschfeld

Music: Quiet but dramatic music with strings(879088) - Ryo M.

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2023-8-24

venmo me @/Mirabai-Dornfest for the free feet content #skinnyjeans

Song: The Kill- Thirty Seconds To Mars

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2023-8-24

i keep getting notifs that people liked a video i reposted and i still dont know what that MEANS

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2023-8-20

#stitch with @Righley 🪷 please don’t attack op, i’m sure their heart is good. it just makes me very sad to see people force themselves back into the boxes they broke out of. #2020 #2020cringe #2020alt #alt #alternative

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2023-8-9

adding a new weird noise to my weird noise repertoire

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2023-4-26

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First TikTok

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"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

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Author/Poet Alice Walker in New Haven, Connecticut (1977), photo by William R. Ferris

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The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

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Omg I love your writing and am so so here for all the Gaara love! ♥️

Could you pretty please do Gaara finding out his S/O is pregnant?

author's note: thank you so much, you are so sweet! I love this request, it is so cute! Thank you so much for the idea! <3

Gaara never wanted to be a dad.

Not because he didn't love you or because he didn't want to share his life with you...

But rather because he did not believe he was fit to be a parent himself.

Firstly, he was a pretty busy man and knew he would not be able to spend a lot of time with his child. Being the son of the late Kazekage himself, he knew how rare family dinners and walks to the park were.

Secondly, he has never been good with children. Growing up without any friends, he was unsure how to handle anyone below the age of 10.

Like, how are you even supposed to speak to them? Like babies? Like adults? Do they have the capacity to even fully understand words?

Gaara was fully happy with the idea of spending your life together just the two of you, and based on the many conversations you had before, you were too.

But accidents DO happen...

and you DID get pregnant, despite your joint effort to prevent it.

When you saw the two lines on the test, your eyes widened in shock. The idea of becoming a mother hasn't even crossed your mind and here you were, holding the proof that a new life was starting to bloom inside of you.

You didn't know how to break the news to Gaara. So you decided that you are just going to wait for a few days till an appropriate time to share it with him presents itself.

The young Kazekage, however, knew you like the back of his hand and immediately knew something was wrong once he noticed your withdrawn behaviour.

So one morning, before you could even start your day properly, he rolled over on your shared bed, so he was hovering over you and cornered you between his arms.

"Are you going to tell me what's wrong or do I have to keep you hostage in this bed?", he joked, yet there was a note of concern in his voice.

You stared at him long and hard, not cracking even a smile before abruptly saying:

"I am pregnant."

His smile fell and his whole body stiffened. His eyes became double their normal size and his mouth fell open.

When? How?... What?

Both of you always made sure to use protection, how was that possible?

He will start stuttering questions, crashing next to you with his brows furrowed in confusion. You are going to have to give him some basic sex ed talk about how contraception does not always work 100%.

"I want this child", you told him, eyes focused on your fidgeting hands in your lap, "I don't know about you but-"

Your words were interrupted by the soft feeling of his fingers interlacing with yours. When you looked up at him, he had a soft smile on his face.

"Hey", he gently said, "I want this child too! You are carrying the fruit of our love inside of you."

And at this moment you knew a new, better chapter was about to begin for you two.

I feel like Gaara would try to appear calm and collected about the news, just so he doesn't freak YOU out, but internally he would be scared and nervous.

He would borrow books from Suna's library about how to deal with pregnancies and new parenthood, going as far as even taking some written notes of the tips he finds interesting.

The more time passes, the more overprotective he would become.

Like I don't think he would stop you from doing lower-class missions from the very beginning (especially knowing how stubborn can you be about stuff like that), but after the first 3 months, he is definitely banning you from leaving the village.

He would send Kankuro to check on you regularly, making him use lame excuses that he is just "popping in to take something that Gaara has forgotten in the house".

First 5-6 months are pretty smooth sailing, tbh... Other than the fact that he is more worried than usual about your well-being, I don't think there is going to be much change to your relationship.

But THE LAST 3 MONTHS... OH MY!

This is when your mood swings, cravings, and hormones just go through the roof.

You are constantly unhappy with him - if he is with you, why is he suffocating you? If he is away, why is he working so much?

lots of fights about minor stuff :(

Gaara definitely has the patience of a saint, so poor man would just calmly take your insults and 5 seconds later - your kisses.

He is questioning if he wants a second child, tho

Despite being a busy Kage, he would still make time to pamper you after work by giving you foot massages, preparing your favourite snacks, or going for late-night walks, just because you wanted "some damn fresh air".

Overall, pretty caring and gentle with you during your pregnancy, but not TOO overbearing. He respects your personal freedom and at the end of the day, he thinks you know better than him what you are doing.

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could I please rq something with Kakashi + 2 characters of your choice with soft moments like you did with my hero academia? thank you <3

This was originally going to include Itachi but I figured it was time I wrote for Gaara lol

The soft sound of his book closing had you peeking an eye open. You had been relaxing against him as he read the same lines he’s read so many times before. Your hand resting against his chest as you sat between his legs, the warmth from the air surround him and along with him brought enough comfort to have to dozing off against his chest.

His arms moved around you, his cheek nuzzling against your head once the book was put away. You let out a small hum, shifting so you could actually see him.

“Got tired of reading already?”

“No,” he chuckled, “I just rather spend my free time with you. I barely get to see you nowadays and when I do, my nose is in a book. Figured I could read about romance or I could be all romantic with you.”

You couldn’t help the laugh that escaped you as he nuzzled his nose against your cheek. He smiled, leaning against you before letting out a soft sigh.

“Master Jiraiya is a great writer and all, but even he can’t describe the way I feel when I’m with you.”

You tried to do all that you could to distract yourself. Naruto had been sent on a longer mission, one that was a higher rank. While you knew Naruto could handle himself, there was that part of you that worried for his safety.

You knew what you were getting into when you started dating him, he was on team with Kakashi after all. And the stories he told of his missions made you scared he’d end up getting seriously injured or worse.

With a sigh, you stopped your pacing and figured cleaning would be the best way to keep your mind occupied. It worked for a little while, before your thoughts drifted back to the blonde ninja.

You didn’t realize how late it was getting until you saw the sun starting to set. Naruto was due home at some point during the day and that didn’t ease your nerves at all.

Just as your thoughts drifted, thinking the worst, the door clicked open and in walks a very exhausted Naruto. Despite his tired state, he still gives you the widest smile, gorgeous blue eyes setting on your figure.

Your feet carried you faster than you could process and found yourself leaping into his arms. Naruto let out a small grunt from the force, causing you to pull away and check him over for any injuries.

“I’m sorry. Are you hurt?”

“Just a little bruised up, nothing I can’t handle. Now come here, I missed you.”

He pulled you back in for a hug, arms tightening around you as he felt your body tremble.

“Are you okay, [Y/N]?”

You nodded, pulling away just enough to kiss him.

“Yeah, I’m just so happy you’re home.”

Gaara spent most of his time in his office, doing paperwork and having meetings. Doing the job for so long, he didn’t mind it as much as he used too. The only thing that really bothered him was that he didn’t get to spend much of his time with you.

He didn’t expect to fall in love with someone, or having someone fall in love with him so deeply. But you? You were his personal ray of sunshine. He’d much rather be with you then slaving over paperwork.

Hearing a knock on the door to his office, he looked up as he called for the person to open the door. His mood instantly changed once he saw you standing there. A smile made its way to his lips as you walked over to him.

“Hey, what are you doing here? Not that I’m not happy to see you or anything, didn’t expect you to come back.”

“I was meeting with a friend and decided to come see my favorite person in the village.”

A light blush made itself known, causing Gaara to look away in embarrassment. When he recovered, he lifted his arm, silently telling you to sit down. You easily slid on his lap, thankful no one else was in the office to witness this moment between you.

It was always a surprise whenever Gaara made the first move, as he wasn’t one to initiate affection. You pulled him in for a kiss, fingers lightly threading through strands of his hair. Gaara smiled into the kiss, taking your free hand in his as he pulled away.

“It’s always a pleasure seeing you, sunshine.”

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“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak